Ali Lohan Is All Natural
Yesterday, the entire Internet as a whole had a "Harpo, who dis woman?" moment when pictures of Ali Lohan's 2009 face compared to her today face made the rounds. Some said that 17-year-old Ali must've gotten the Michael Jackson special by her family plastic surgeon who shares an office with her family pharmacist in a mini-mall office next to a 7-Eleven in The Valley. Others said that it looks like White Oprah is trying to get Ali in the next cast of Celebrity Rehab. And then there were those (just me) who figured that she simply just shed her old freckled human shell and she's been a reptialien poorly modeled after Sophia Lamar the whole time. But it's none of those!
Lindsay Lohan, who really wouldn't know shit if it snorted itself up her nose, says her younger sister has never had plastic surgery. Ali's model agency Next Management co-signed LiLo's statement and said that she's simply just growing into her face. You know, because most 17-year-old's baby fat goes straight to their lips. This is what Next said to E! News:
"Contrary to recent reports, I can confirm that Aliana Lohan has not had any surgery. As a young girl who is growing up, it's natural for her facial features to change slightly, and we see this with many of the younger models we represent. Aliana is a beautiful 17-year-old girl who is growing into her face and body, as is the norm for someone of her age. We take pastoral care of our models very seriously and encourage the models to maintain a healthy lifestyle and body shape."
Next is the same bitch that called "Aliana" the future face of fashion, so you already know those hos got a lying keyboard. But that's not the point. The point is that White Oprah will once again get a Mother of the Year trophy and plaque for this mess. You can put down your hand, White Oprah. I've already asked them to put a mirror on the back of your plaque and to make sure that the cup of your trophy can hold an entire bottle of Alize. I know how you like it.
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"Submitted by Flatbush Hooker... on Fri, 09/09/2011 - 8:05am.
Lol fatasses always jump on anorexia/bulimia wagon its ridic"
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Oh honey. Your level of incorrectness in this instance is seriously worrisome. I'd like to ask you, if this girl isn't the epitome of anorexia in your eyes, how much more emaciated must one become before it IS anorexia, in your sadly skewed opinion?
Your inability to identify this obvious manifestation of an eating disorder, and immediate reflex of insinuating the rest of us are "fatasses" for noticing her illness speaks volumes about your own body image issues.
She looks like Andy Warhol with a new Kanekalon Lacefront wig.
Andre,could you bring me my fan,,could you bake it in a cake or stick it up your ass or something? I must have my fan RIGHT AWAY"
Check out the Prada girls in the new Vogue. It must be "the look" because she's their twin almost. Sad and just sad.
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This is what happens when you're "Homeschooled" by the Lohans..
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Did the world really need a bargain basement Winona Ryder? The original is a steal!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Fri, 09/09/2011 - 7:35pm.
ALL of you are HYPOCRITES. You talked so much shit about this girls looks. Now she went and tried to fix it,
I don't know who made the decision for her modeling whether Ali wanted to or Dinasaurus pushed for this but I really doubt that bloggers had anything to do with it.
Watch this...skinny = must for modeling unfortunately.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jLjQ25e5o0&feature=relmfu
or this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pTcthrYAIUM&feature=related
Fuck this cunt. Growing into her face. Now I HAVE heard everything!
"Submitted by Flatbush Hooker... on Fri, 09/09/2011 - 8:05am.
Lol fatasses always jump on anorexia/bulimia wagon its ridic"
Whatever.
I'm 106 lbs. and 5'1". Hardly a "fatass". And if you don't think Ali is ano, you're blind. She is dangerously thin.
Submitted by Miss Thang on Fri, 09/09/2011 - 7:35pm.
ALL of you are HYPOCRITES
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hey, hey, HEY!!... i may be a lot of things, but i'm not a hippopotamus!!!... i take offense to your accusations that i... wait a sec... oh, you said "hypocrites"?... oh!... well, that's fine!... heehee!
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and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
ALL of you are HYPOCRITES. You talked so much shit about this girls looks. Now she went and tried to fix it, and you're just a bunch of UNGRATEFUL BASTARDS. Ali, I think you're beautiful!
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Looks like lower lip implant, lip filler, cheek implants, chin shaving, bad chiclet veneers, the asian-to-western eye job and YAG laser skin lightening. Even the baby and childhood pics of Ali show that she was the olive complected baby of the 3 kids.
Ok so what does she do now. She went from average looking to weird although in some modeling pics, I think she looks great.
Did Ali want this or was she pushed by WO and Lindsay!
I LOVE that you reference my friend Sophia Lamar!
Aliana?! I thought that Ali was short for Adderall. Look at the tip of the nose-- totally different. And the Saw puppet cheeks are killing me.
bull. shit.
my sister was a model with ford and then IMG for 10 years. she went to next to see if she could get a better deal when she was switching from ford...
the people at next told her they thought she could be a star if she got a nose job.
that agency is full of shit if they are saying this girl didnt get surgery and if they are saying they didnt hint or ask her to do it.
And Next Model Management's credibility plummets to Earth.
17 going on 45.
This child doesn't look like a child, but an old woman.
Unfortunate.
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"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe." — Albert Einstein
exhibit 96259035199517 why it should be illegal for children under 18 to be professional performers/models/on the ho stroll.
stage mothers should be shipped off to some deserted island (along with neo-nazis & conservatives) where they can fight over the last coconut. fuck ' em all, the greedy bastards.
kabuki mask!!!!!
And pluck your fucking eyebrows for gods sake..... you look like a starving neanderthol.
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I guess it's best to end a relationship the same way you start it: absolutely fucking tanked. MK 6/11
Well, I guess needles shoved into your face isn't considered "surgery"....
Go Botox & Fillers!!! You STILL look like a freak!!!!!!
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I guess it's best to end a relationship the same way you start it: absolutely fucking tanked. MK 6/11
Ali - google Karen Carpenter.
That is your future.
Livin on reds, vitamin c, and cocaine.
All a friend can say is, "Ain't it a shame?"
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Fine, if she's all natural, then she's just been starving herself to death.
Way to go.
Newsflash Next: She looks like absolute shit.
She kinda looks like one of the Manson chicks singing their way to court. 70's brows, pale and diseased as a death wish. Love it.
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I think she has made herself look more like what Lindsay, even down to the hair. Compare some of Strawberry Snortcakes pics to Ali's new look.
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"Just because Kim's face was knighted with a big black sword golden shower arch doesn't mean she's royalty!" - MK. I <3 U !
Can someone explain to me why her skin looks totally different?
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EEEWWWW! She looks like Zelda from Pet Cemetary!
Mel ~ PA
THOSE are NOT natural lips... She's starting to look like a dude. Needs to WAX eyebrows STAT!
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Hold up! Hell NO! Like Britney Spears I wear no drawers!
Bullshit that all those changes are being attributed to "growing up." The Lohans needs better people.
I can tell she's had a nose job, lip filler, hideous cheek implants,and what looks like a brow lift since her eyes appear bigger and more open.
I have to say whoever did her work should lose his license. No doctor should ever do extensive plastic surgery like that on a minor. Not to mention she looks freakishly ugly.
Poor Ali Lohan. She's always been lambasted (on here, anyway) for being fugly. Now the general consensus is that her old *fugly* face is prettier than her new one.
For the record, I didn't think she was so bad before. Her eyes were pretty and I liked her colouring. Not everybody has to be a goddess.
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on Lainey Gossip there was a great post where she had a ton of pics with side-by-side pictures of her from June/July of this year. Scary transformation. It was definitely Ali Lohan, she was anorexic, and definitely had Botox, lip plumping, hideous nose job and maybe cheek implants (altho with the weight loss it's hard to tell). No boob job tho surprisingly enough because she has none now. I guess models aren't supposed to have any. *shrugs*
Lainey's theory was that the modeling agency told her she was only ever going to be a medium-level model so get skinny as possible to fit in the samples to get as much work as possible.
Between the agency and that mom, that poor kid is doomed. And yeah, she was taken out of school years ago to babysit Lindsay.
The ironic thing is that if I shot Dina Lohan, I'd be the one going to jail! I don't get it. :D
Is there a touch of the 'mommie dearest' to the new face and who the fuck made her a fucking red head-it looks terrible-she was actually a very beautiful girl( like blohan was before the crack lifestyle got to her).
"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
Eye job.
Check.
Nose job.
check.
Lip fillers.
Check.
Lying ass Lohans?
Check (bounced)!
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I just can't with this. It's so wrong on so many levels.
A 17 year old who's undergone so much surgery she doesn't even resemble her natural self.
Her mother should be shot for allowing this type of fuckery, standing behind it and lying about it.
We thought Lindsay is fucked up? Ali is going to put Blohans anticts to shame. Just wait.
Whoring out your children is just evil.
She has had, for sure, fillers in her lips and the tip of her nose re-modelled. She has also lost a ton of weight. Poor kid. How on earth do celeb kids like her get into nightclubs when everyone knows they're underage?
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Submitted by MadgesVadge on Fri, 09/09/2011 - 9:06am.
She spent all that money on plastic surgery and THAT'S what she came away with? I would just be pissed.
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My thoughts exactly! I would just change my name and pretend to be someone else altogether because that shit is embarrassing. She probably thinks she looks hawt as hell though. Drugs can mess with one's judgement and self-image.
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"And people try to tell me that God wasn't high on the good shit when he made this place" -by angel_i
aliana will be haunting my dreams in 3...2...1...
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Submitted by crazyinjapan on Fri, 09/09/2011 - 8:21am.
Nope, not Marcy, and I am hardly bitter, but thanks for playing.
She spent all that money on plastic surgery and THAT'S what she came away with? I would just be pissed.
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"I have a very poor way of concealing my dislike of people and/or things." -- Evil_Cupcake's Mom
-The love child of White Oprah and Pete Burns?
-Concentration camp chic?
-Meth teeth?
-skin bleaching to rid herself of the freckles?
-All of the above.
Lets just be honest. Ali Lohan has ALWAYS been unfortunate looking. Michael K and the rest of us have called her "Curious Case" for years. It is her mother's fault for all the scrutiny though. She's been trying to force her into the spotlight since their ridiculous reality show. The woman is a delusional drug addict who has destroyed Lindsay and Ali's lives all for fame.
Ali will end up ODing or dying from anorexia before she is 21. Mark my words.
Her bottom lip is enhanced and the penis hang of her nose has been snipped off. That hang had a purpose. Now you can see straight into her nostrils without trying. Her eyebrows are fuller but that can be natural. Cheekbones are the same (her bone structure is the best thing about her face)Her chin lines have been smoothed out. Now she can audition for a teen movie version of Frida Kahlo
Ya know if you're gonna lie to me, respect me. The chicks nose is completely different. At least give me the Rose McGowan bullshit of a accident blah blah blah
I guess these people subscribe to Madonna's deinition of 'plastic surgery' where if you only inject noxious chemicals and fat from your arse into various bits of your face you still qualify as 'natural'.
The denial is so typical and the reason I just can't get behind these ridiculous standards the beauty and fashion industries have set. Anybody with a set of eyes can see her face is different. Whether it was invasive surgery or injections or something outpatient that a doctor doesn't have to be licensed in plastic surgery to do is neither here nor there. Call it what it is- a desperate attempt to be anything other than what you are which is the Lohan way of life.
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Oh and those drawn fake bushy brows
I just can't...maybe its on purpose or a pr move or bitch is delusional enough to think she can pull off a unibrow since its all the rage now
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Fist Pump!
I've seen her pix in rags and blogs she looks fine
Its her face that looks questionable but maybe cuz in one picture she's 14 and overtanned and in another 18 with makeup like crap
I get that she went from reg long island kid to looking like a hipster wanabee with fugly fug makeup but she's no ano and her face doesn't look as rimmed as her sisters is...its the lip liner and that hideous color of her mop no offense to redheads
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Submitted by penicillinlovesparis on Thu, 09/08/2011 - 10:49pm.
My professional, medical diagnosis:
Bitch is freakin' tweakin'!
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I agree!
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"And people try to tell me that God wasn't high on the good shit when he made this place" -by angel_i
I'm sorry, but there's no F-ing way that she HASN'T had some plastic surgery done. Her nose looks a lot more defined and less bulbous at the tip now. THAT would not happen naturally.
And nevermind the ridiculous looking bulbous lips.
Just a fucking shame that a 17yo would get plastic surgery. Or no, better yet... a shame that a 17yo would be ALLOWED to get plastic surgery.
Submitted by PinkTransAm on Fri, 09/09/2011 - 8:02am.
I think kids should be off limits to ridicule in the tabloids. Yeah, in school we all have gotten picked on by KIDS OUR OWN AGE. Not adults. If any of you have a kid and an adult called them fat or ugly, you would probably punch them in the face. I know I would.
These kids are put in the spotlight by their parents, not by choice.
^THIS^
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