Lauryn Hill Just Keeps Making Babies
That thing, that thing, that thiiii-eeee-iiiiing Lauryn Hill keeps doing is called getting knocked the hell up. Lauryn Hill's uterus just checked in a sixth visitor and she announced it at her show in Detroit on Saturday. While most of Lauryn's fans want her to birth out a new album, she said that she's sliding away from music for a while so that she can devote all her time to training her own version of the Jackson 5 called the Marley 6.
"I’m going to be taking time off to give birth. I keep having these children. I don't know if I'm the most fertile woman in America."
Lauryn and her dude Rohan Marley have a 13-year-old son (Zion), a 12-year-old daughter (Selah), a 9-year-old son (Joshua(, a 7-year-old son (John) and a 2-year-old daughter (Sarah). Lauryn isn't hollerin' in a recording studio, because she's too busy hollerin' on a baby making bed. I'm not mad at Lauryn, but I wish I could say the same thing about her uterus. If you put your ear up to Lauryn's body, you'd probably hear her uterus singing out, "She's killing me softly with his cum...."
via Radar
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More cheap labor for the corporate state to exploit.
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I think Badu is so much better and think it's a shame that she hasn't had a tenth of the amount of attention that this coat tail riding trick has had. Her voice is wonderful, and you gotta love someone who has had as many Outkast songs written about them as she has had.
But then again, there are a lot of underrated singers who don't act like crazy bitches to get attention.
"Some men rob you with a six-gun -- others with a fountain pen." -- Woodie Guthrie
everyone I know that has come within a 10 foot radius of this trick has a horror story to share. ESPECIALLY if said individual happens to be Caucasian..
Its sad because I remember the 1st time I saw her in "Sister Act' I said.. "now there's a star.."
I laughed right in her face when she started a bunch of mess in a deli in SOHO once, with a big lunchtime queue ranting like some homeless crazy about people not touching her food who have touched pork blah blah.. blah, cursing damn Koreans.. full on ..
What a MESS...Be gone.. its called KOSHER OR HALAL , OK ? NUTS...
Love her music , her sound , she is pure PHENOMENAL TALENT but she is a prime example of separating the art from the artist..
I just think the industry's ideas and the mold for female artists like her is just too damn much for her to take..
at least she is not dressing like Ronald McDonald anymore..
Them Marleys are quite a bunch..the stories..
Its not plastic surgery , its a medical condition!!
Wasnt there a thing on that killing me softly video where it said she ended up having like 9 kids or some such? Maybe she's just living up to it. And fuck her being the most fertile woman? Has she ever heard of Michelle Duggar? Have a seat bitch.
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Based on personal experience I just advise you to stay away from Jamaican men in general ;) They definitely have that something...
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Lol, I have some Haitian experience and well...it...is...*shutters*...fuck...
So I'm so sorry that poor Lauryn was given some magical island stick that resulted in her throwing everything away 0_o I am currently OFF that shit!!
Submitted by dementa on Mon, 06/06/2011 - 7:24pm.
I love how some people will rant and rave about how women shouldn't be EXPECTED to pop out babies, some are happy being childless blah blah blah Jennifer Anistan blah blah blah.
But if a woman chooses to have a big brood because she wants to, and she can easily afford to take care of them? They froth at the mouth with rage at a woman DARING to have more than 2.5 kids max, and shriek about how she should stop.
So you go ahead and have however many bebes you want, Lauryn. Flip the bird at the population nazis. I love seeing hypocrites' blood pressure go up.
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Not sure why anyone feels it's their business how many children she chooses to have with her man. It's her coochie and she can support the kids. Plus, she gets major points for giving them decent names.
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I like living this way. I like loving this way.
The Miseducation of Lauryn Hill is a masterpiece. Why doesn't she share more of her gift with us? ugh!
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I think "Lady" CaCa is juleshasanstd. Both are racist trolls who should be ignored.
And maybe Lauren isn't so "crazy." She called out Wyclef for the egomaniacal, attention-whoring foolio that he is long before we did.
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 06/06/2011 - 7:39pm.
Submitted by Hotmami on Mon, 06/06/2011 - 6:38pm.
Um, yes, her Marley man is a scumbag, but what about her?
Popping out one baby with a married man? I can see it happening. Continuing to pop out babies with a married man? She doesn't deserve any sympathy for that, I'm sorry. She's stupid as hell.
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I do beweave she is a Sister Wife. I think it's just how the Marleys roll.
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That fucking sucks. And I'm adding a disclaimer: if you can afford to financially support your chirrens, you can have as many as you want, IDGAF. Unless you are a Duggar who only pops out babies to make money from a reality show.
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I set fire to the rain
And I threw us into the flames
Well, I felt something die,
Cause I knew that
That was the last time,
The last time
-Adele
Submitted by Hotmami on Mon, 06/06/2011 - 6:38pm.
Um, yes, her Marley man is a scumbag, but what about her?
Popping out one baby with a married man? I can see it happening. Continuing to pop out babies with a married man? She doesn't deserve any sympathy for that, I'm sorry. She's stupid as hell.
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I do beweave she is a Sister Wife. I think it's just how the Marleys roll.
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Girls watch porn too!:
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RACIST ASSHOLES:
The one talking about Jigaboo (are we in fucking 1950?)
I hope all the people of colour you fake smile with daily find out how you really feel about them. For now you can hide and troll D Listed with your lady caca bull shit.
The next one talking about island dick...
And the one talking about stay away from Jamaican guys you both sound like STD filled sluts with empty heads.
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On topic 6 children are a lot however she does have the means and does not need to get welfare like some dick head below alluded to.
If Rohan is married to someone else that is really too bad.
L Boogie still has a lovely voice, but dresses effing crazy wtf? guess it's the eccentric artiste thang.
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Girls watch porn too!:
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I love how some people will rant and rave about how women shouldn't be EXPECTED to pop out babies, some are happy being childless blah blah blah Jennifer Anistan blah blah blah.
But if a woman chooses to have a big brood because she wants to, and she can easily afford to take care of them? They froth at the mouth with rage at a woman DARING to have more than 2.5 kids max, and shriek about how she should stop.
So you go ahead and have however many bebes you want, Lauryn. Flip the bird at the population nazis. I love seeing hypocrites' blood pressure go up.
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Speaking as a babeh loving mama with no regard for the concept of ZPG: Go Lauryn!! Flaunt your fertile womb - wave it mockingly in the faces of the contraception fascists of the world. Have 10, 20 or even thirty babehs. Make Michelle Duggar feel like an under achiever. Who cares? You've got the cash to raise them without government assistance and despite an unstable streak you seem to be a devoted parent.
TEAM LAURYN
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PmYWGjFFs4k
Um, yes, her Marley man is a scumbag, but what about her?
Popping out one baby with a married man? I can see it happening. Continuing to pop out babies with a married man? She doesn't deserve any sympathy for that, I'm sorry. She's stupid as hell.
And no man can ruin your life unless you let them. So tired of these female singers going on about female empowerment, and then doing stupid shit. That goes for you, too, Alicia.
Having said all that, "Killing Me Softly" is one of my favorite songs ever. I admire her very much as a singer/songwriter. As a person? She gets a side-eye.
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I set fire to the rain
And I threw us into the flames
Well, I felt something die,
Cause I knew that
That was the last time,
The last time
-Adele
I love Lauryn, and I adore Erykah, and they both deserve every "good music" accolade and award they can get. They can both support their families with their art. And all my best creative friends are a little bit crazy, balck white male and female. Otherwise they'd be junkie investment bankers.
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Check snopes.com for the "Lauryn Hill is anti-white" lie.
But I will admit, she does seem crazy...like that wacky Hollywood liberal "I'm still stuck in the seventies even though I wasn't born in the seventies) ideology.
Submitted by elmo533 on Mon, 06/06/2011 - 4:10pm.
slit your wrist and take an eternal nap.
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Submitted by LadyCaca: "Didn't Lauryn Hill make a statement saying she hates white people. Well fuck her then. Damn ghetto jiggabo popping out baby after baby. It's called being responsible, and not polluting the earth with more humans that we don't need."
Please. You're one of those people dying to make a racist comment. You reveal more about yourself with your comments. And does the earth need more people like you? Gross.
And I think Lauren Hill is quite capable of supporting her many and forthcoming children, so what's it to you?
Submitted by LadyCaca on Mon, 06/06/2011 - 2:13pm.
Didn't Lauryn Hill make a statement saying she hates white people. Well fuck her then. Damn ghetto jiggabo popping out baby after baby. It's called being responsible, and not polluting the earth with more humans that we don't need.
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That was a rumor from a million years ago. It's too bad your mother decided to pollute the earth with your ignorant racist Gaga loving ass. Do us all a favor: slit your wrist and take an eternal nap. Dumb cunt.
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I don't get the bashing at all. She has the means to raise these kids, she's been with the same dude for years, whatever.
Just because most people have 1 to 2 kids these days doesn't mean people shouldn't have more.
It's one thing if you're uneducated and don't know shit about birth control, it's another if you're willing to get pregnant like her.
I remember reading awhile ago that Lauryn is bipolar and has suffered numerous nervous breakdowns.
Hope she saved some of her Fugees dough for her child army's psychiatric help.
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She and BabyDaddy are Rastafarians.
According to a friend of mine who's done time, the Rastas are all about having a ton of babies. My friend also said the ones he encountered hated white folks. She unfortunately sticks with guy who doesn't respect her.
Submitted by LadyCaca on Mon, 06/06/2011 - 2:13pm.
Didn't Lauryn Hill make a statement saying she hates white people. Well fuck her then. Damn ghetto jiggabo popping out baby after baby. It's called being responsible, and not polluting the earth with more humans that we don't need.
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That's a fucking rumour you inane racist cunt. Sit your dumb ass down in a corner please.
http://www.snopes.com/quotes/lauryn.asp
Miseducation is an amazing CD but she is crazy as hell. Po thing. so many mouths to feed. If it weren't her recent "tours" they'd all starve to death. The reviews were so shitty, I sold my tickets.
They both need to get fixed, stat
Lauryn Hill says "She'd rather die, than have whites buy her albums." Well, I have never bought any of her albums, so there you go, BITCH!
"I don't know a single Lauryn Hill song, and I don't even care.
ETA: she's one of those artists like Erykah Badu who win 20 Grammys every year and everybody respects them for "being real" even though their songs SUCK."
I used to feel that way about her too...but she has grown on me. Maybe it's more the nostalgia that's making me a newly found Lauryn fan.haha
"I make myself sick, Get on my own nerves. Immature, insecure,Grown up nerd."
-Fat lip (The Pharcyde)
Didn't Lauryn Hill make a statement saying she hates white people. Well fuck her then. Damn ghetto jiggabo popping out baby after baby. It's called being responsible, and not polluting the earth with more humans that we don't need.
I feel like Lauryn has cold feet. Since "The Miseducation of..." was such a huge, worldwide success, she really didn't know how to come back with an album that would top it. So she stalled, and stalled...and right now it's to the point where there is HUGE anticipation for a Miseducation Part II...so Lauryn figured, "Aw, fuck it, i'll just keep having children until no one notices anymore."
jus' saying.
"I make myself sick, Get on my own nerves. Immature, insecure,Grown up nerd."
-Fat lip (The Pharcyde)
Most fertile woman in America... uhm... no Lauryn. It's just that some of us actually use birth control every now and then.
I love Lauryn Hill and hip-hop died in 1998.
That is all.
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So why is this big news now as opposed to all her other children?
Everyone hop aboard the trainwreck express.
The Score was epic.
Everytime I see all these girls say: light skin is better, weaves are better, eww big noses, eww big lips. I always site Lauryn Hill as someone who looked beautiful without ever subscribing to that stupid formula.
Remember in the 90's when people said "hey, its the 90s right?"
Submitted by DeeDee on Mon, 06/06/2011 - 12:52pm.
Love Lauryn Hill! To Zion is an amazing song.
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I love that song too! *gets the tin drum out*
"I used to love H.E.R." (<== Common fans know what I just did there), but she fell-the-hell-off for me a looong time ago. She did an interview and rambled on about how she's "married" to this Marley dude in God's eyes, never mind that he doesn't live with her and his 5 kids, and they are CLEARLY NOT exclusive or even committed in any sense. Another "strong woman" with weak excuses.
She just wants in on that Marley namesake/DNA (see Michael Jackson-Lisa Marie Presley-Nicholas Cage).
Whatever.
Love Lauryn Hill! To Zion is an amazing song.
Submitted by BorgQueen on Mon, 06/06/2011 - 12:39pm.
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Mon, 06/06/2011 - 11:43am.
He is married to someone else (hence why they aren't married) and he considers himself "single". He is disgusting.
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I didnt realize he was still legally married to the woman he was with before Lauren. An entertainment lawyer friend of mine told me that the reason Lauren snapped was that Rohan fathered a child with Lauren's personal assistant/cousin while he was still with Lauren. It broke her heart and broke her down so bad she snapped. But damn Lauren you took him back and continued to have babies with him is just too much. I know sometimes a broken heart can make you do crazy things but that is just too much.
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That is disgusting! WHY would she be with a pig like that?
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Mon, 06/06/2011 - 11:43am.
He is married to someone else (hence why they aren't married) and he considers himself "single". He is disgusting.
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I didnt realize he was still legally married to the woman he was with before Lauren. An entertainment lawyer friend of mine told me that the reason Lauren snapped was that Rohan fathered a child with Lauren's personal assistant/cousin while he was still with Lauren. It broke her heart and broke her down so bad she snapped. But damn Lauren you took him back and continued to have babies with him is just too much. I know sometimes a broken heart can make you do crazy things but that is just too much.
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@the fly: i love "miseducation" and it's always ready for play on the ipod...i don't know what happened to lauryn other than what i stated...and it's too bad...
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Submitted by letinstar on Mon, 06/06/2011 - 12:16pm.
all them kiddies along with that island peen is what made lauryn crazy in the first place...
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Yes, what happened to Lauryn. She got way too serious and what's the deal with that Marley fellow? I liked 'Miseducation' and the other day I was humming that 'Doo-Wop That Thing'. But boy, something happened with Lauryn.
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all them kiddies along with that island peen is what made lauryn crazy in the first place...
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"Bitch, your pancakes look fine to me."
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
Both "The Score" and "Miseducation" are brilliant albums. It's a shame Lauryn's messed up personal life and fighting with Wyclef and Pras broke up the Fugees and then derailed her solo career...she is enormously talented. But at least she's not in the tabs every day doing druggy ho shit like Wino, so there's hope for her yet!
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""There is no chicken or egg. It's molecular." - Lady Gaga
When I lived in Athens, Greece, my flatmate was an older woman from Liverpool. I swear that bitch played the Miseducation cd all--fucking--day for 6 months straight. To this day, I am sick of Lauren Hill and still think she's incredibly overrated.
CLOSE YOUR LEGS AND COVER YOUR FACE!
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"Bitch, your pancakes look fine to me."
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
Lucifer, I have to agree with cake-coke and cock.
I still listen to "Miseducation". The songs, her voice......
"Everything is Everything", ""That Thing", "To Zion", "I Used To Love Him"......if you have not heard those songs, I recommend them. AMAZING.
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Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Mon, 06/06/2011 - 11:47am.
I don't know a single Lauryn Hill song, and I don't even care.
ETA: she's one of those artists like Erykah Badu who win 20 Grammys every year and everybody respects them for "being real" even though their songs SUCK.
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LOL! "Ain't" that the truth. I never could get through one song of either of those women.
Submitted by El Bastardo on Mon, 06/06/2011 - 11:49am.
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Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Mon, 06/06/2011 - 11:26am.
I never got all the hype over her or those Fugees, or whatever their name was.
Me neither; they had like... three good songs in their entire career.
Yep. AND 1 of em was stolen off the Delfonics..Ready Or Not Here I Come.
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YES! I forgot about all that.