Douchebag #5 Comes Forward as Danni’s Daddy

February 13, 2007 / Posted by:

Howard K. Stern, Larry Birkhead, J. Marshall Howard (his old sperm) and that fake Prince all claim to be the real baby daddy of Dannielynn Hope. Anna Nicole Smith’s bodyguard, Alexander Denk, now claims HE’S the baby daddy. WTF!? Alexander says he was her secret lover for 2 years. Extra got an interview with Alexander where he talks about how he met Anna and how troubled she was. Duh! He said Anna suffered from life threatening seizures and he doesn’t think drugs had anything to do with her death. He also said that Anna told him she wanted to have his kids and when asked if Danni could be his, he answered “There’s always a possibility.” He said he will raise her if she belongs to his DNA. Somebody needs to take Danni ASAP. All these idiots are coming forward, because they want a piece of the pie. Yes, Anna probably slept around but that doesn’t mean anything. It’s unclear whether Alex is the bodyguard that gave her CPR on the day of her death and the bodyguard that is married to her nurse. He’s not fooling me! He’s totally a gay!

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