Baby Seller

January 15, 2007 / Posted by:

Ever since the birth of her daughter and the death of her son, Anna Nicole Smith and her skeevy boyfriend, Howard K. Stern, have been exploiting their “sadness” for financial gain. They sold everything from their baby pictures to their “commitment ceremony” pictures to even video of Anna giving birth. It’s no surprise that Anna is currently shopping around more pics of her baby to the tabs so she can have enough money to buy a home in the Bahamas.

A source said, “After she sold footage and photos of the birth to a TV show, she starting seeing that child as a cash cow. Howard K. Stern takes the pictures and they sell them to the highest bidder.”

Anna still hasn’t seen any cash from her dead husband’s fortune. Um…but haven’t we already seen pictures of Dani Hope? She needs to bump it a bit by selling Dani herself! Seriously, who wouldn’t want to own a real-life celebrity baby? I’m not even joking, you know she’s going to do it.


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