Sluts Down Under

December 28, 2006 / Posted by:

Parasite Hilton with Kim Kardashian in tow arrived in Sydney yesterday. They spent no time going back to their hotel and changing into their bikinis to hit Bondi Beach. They also brought the same Louis Vuitton bag along. Isn’t that a little tacky to carry the same exact bag? They must’ve gotten it for free. Anyway, they did their best at trying to be sexy. Paris tried really hard to look like a screen sex kitten while she showered. Polar Bears at the zoo getting a bath are sexier.

Paris is in town up until New Years. Kim is with her…well…because she doesn’t have anything else to do.

Isn’t it shark season down under? Couldn’t one of them do us a favor just this once!?

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