Jessica is a Big Flop

December 21, 2006 / Posted by:

Jessica Simpson flubbed some lines of 9 to 5 for a Kennedy Center tribute to Dolly Parton. She ran offstage and told Dolly she was sorry. Offstage her mother gave her a verbal beating in front of Dolly and told her what’s what. Jessica got a second chance and performed the song again, but apparently the second one was bad too.

She’s now ordered that the performance be cut completely from the TV show set to air December 26th.

The producers said, “We appreciate the time and energy Ms. Simpson put into this event, and respect the high standards she has for herself and that of the Kennedy Center Honors.”

High standards?! What high standards? She wears Barbie hair for damnsake! Why watch it on TV anyway when you can see it from the comfort of your cubicle on YouTube!


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