Beyonce is Trying to Get Fat

December 21, 2006 / Posted by:

Beyonce lost 20-pounds to play Deena Jones in the Dreamgirls movie. She did it by detoxing for 2 weeks. According to the detox you can only drink water with maple syrup, lemon juice and cayenne pepper. I did it for like one day and basically shat my insides out, so I basically bounced that idea out. This ho did it for two weeks. She’s now trying to get back the pounds she lost.

How is she going to do that? She’s planning to pig out during Christmas. She said, “I’m going to be eating for America over Christmas to get some more junk in my trunk. So raise a glass and toast for me, people.”

She should just take the fat from her wig and inject it into her body. Seriously, that thing must weight 50-pounds.


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