Blohan’s Pole Dancing Bruises

December 18, 2006 / Posted by:

Lindsay Lohan has finally realized her future and has given up acting and is now stripping to make the rent. Ok, not really but she’s training as a topless dancer for her new film “I Know Who Killed Me.” Linds is working with stripper pro Sheila Kelly and will spend the next 5 weeks taking her undies off and actually getting paid.

She told friends in an e-mail, “They’re all whorez, they’re all whorez . . . xcept for some obviously! So . . . 3 hours of pole dancing and bruised. everywhere . . . I mean we’re talkin’ like, UPPER AND INNER THIGH ACTION-bruised . . . like a walking black-and-blue mark. I mean really though, really, I didn’t know it was actually possible to have bruises in such areas of the body. Strippers dude, I tell you, I really respect the cuntz now. . . I’m not gonna lie to ya.

Using the word c-u-next-tuesday to describe women? Who does she think she is? Me?!

Lohan’s rep confirms that she’s stripping now, “Her character is a stripper, and she now realizes that the job isn’t easy. We should give these women credit.”

I would love to see the original script! You know her character is like a supermarket checkout girl and Lohan comes in and is like, “Ok, I really think it would be like (sniff) really intense (sniff) and important emotionally if she’s like a cuntz of a stripper (sniff) you know like really cool and like real.”

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