Lost in Mongolia

November 9, 2006 / Posted by:

Mariah Carey was given two floor-length mink coats by some Russian dude as a gift. Mimi doesn’t wear fur, because she has enough blubber to keep her warm. She donated the coats to PETA. They received one coat which they will use for protest purposes, but the second coat was lost in Mongolia somewhere. A PETA spokesbitch told Page Six, “The shipping company will pay $7,500 for the lost coat, which “will buy a lot of paint!”

Please, you know Mimi kept that second coat. She loves to get naked and roll all around it while watching “Girlfriends” and eating a whole box of Sees Candies.

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