Just in case a picture of a dildo is not safe for your work, I’ve put the uncensored pic after the cut. (“Okay, but you don’t pixelate pictures of that dildo Donald Trump.” – you)
Jerry, I’ve told you a million times: I don’t care what you wear to work, but you have to put on the hair net. – Unify Normal
“This is how much sausage I want…”
“Sir, I can’t sell you an inch of sausage...” – sushicat
Full nalgas is very safe for my work (so is full dick, etc…), but just in case it’s not for yours, the uncensored pic is after the cut.
Son, all I’m sayin’ is if you add 11 herbs and spices to the communion wafers, they’ll be coming back every week. – Seven
I knew JFC and KFC were related. – Loser_The_Cat_Herder
My newly engaged friends Blake Lawrence and Olivia Wawrzaszek’s reaction after seeing this viral photo was “there but for the grace of God.” – trullo
“SHE FINALLY SAID YES!” – The Gheyest NightWriter™
They warned him…. but Mickey Rourke insisted on one last facelift. – runic2467
Bobby got flayed in his divorce. – Death by Bacon&ginger fiyah
Newly uncovered Georgia O’Keefe from her Really Obvious period. – Djibuddha
Once a month the display is closed for maintenance. – watagump1.
The uncensored pic is after the cut in all its coochie glory, because I have no idea if a pussy prize booth is NSFW or not.
What Tom Cruise wished his girlfriend auditions were really like. – Morticia
GLAADiators – Unify Normal
For the gay geeks out there, Real Doll is launching their new Hodor line. – Shane Yorston
“If it comes in a fist I’ll buy two.”
John Travolta – Whamo
Damn, Fifty Cent wasn’t lying when he said he was broke. Bastard can’t even afford a blowup doll. – Tom Hardy’s Proctologist
I always wondered about the “beyond” in Bed, Bath, and Beyond. – Jade
Pic: The Weird Wide Web
I’m going out on a limb here and say these girls really love wood. – Sheena
The Sisterhood Of The Traveling Plants – johnny boy