Category: Birthday Sluts

Birthday Sluts

January 26, 2015 / Posted by:

Ellen Degeneres (57)
Cameron Bright (22)
Manti Te’o (24)
Christopher Massey (25)
Emily Hughes (26)
Sara Rue (36)
Gilles Marini (39)
Kirk Franklin (45)
Wayne Gretzky (54)
Anita Baker (57)
Eddie Van Halen (60)
Lucinda Williams (62)
Mimi Leder (63)
David Strathairn (66)
Christopher Hampton (69)
Scott Glenn (74)
Bob Uecker (81)
Ann Jeffreys (92)

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Birthday Sluts

January 25, 2015 / Posted by:

Princess Charlene of Monaco (37)
Michael Trevino (30)
Alicia Keys (34)
Christine Lakin (36)
Mia Kirshner (40)
China Kantner (44)
Ana Ortiz (44)
Jenifer Lewis (58)
Dinah Manoff (59)
The Honky Tonk Man (62)
Anita Pallenberg (71)
Leiji Matsumoto (77)
Dean Jones (84)

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Birthday Sluts

January 24, 2015 / Posted by:

Jerry Maren, the last surviving original Munchkin from The Wizard of Oz (95)
Jade Ewen (27)
Mischa Barton (29)
Frankie “Social Media Mogul” Grande (32)
Nicole Lenz (35)
Tatyana Ali (36)
Kyle Brandt (36)
Kristen Schaal (37)
Ed Helms (41)
Beth Hart (43)
Kenya Moore (44)
Matthew Lillard (45)
Mary Lou Retton (47)
Nastassja Kinski (54)
Jools Holland (57)
Yakov Smirnoff (64)
Daniel Auteuil (65)
Gennifer Flowers (65)
Neil Diamond (74)
Aaron Neville (74)

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Things That Make Me Feel Old: Dlisted Turns 10 Today!

January 23, 2015 / Posted by:

Ten years ago today, I was still in my 20s, I was living in NYC, my dog didn’t have any grey hair yet, my bloated gut wasn’t as bloated, Brit Brit was married to KFed, Martha Stewart was in the clink, we were sort of a Kim Kartrashian-free world and I started this mess of a blog that is now called Dlisted. Dlisted started out as The D-list and I named it that, because in my mind I was only going to write about has-beens. That idea was flushed down the toilet almost immediately. Back then, I read a lot of Pink Is The New Blog, Page Six Six Six (now PerezHilton.com) and Whatevs.org, and they all inspired me to throw up my own crap on the Internet. I blogged mostly to kill time and I didn’t think that anybody but maybe my friends would read the dumb crap I posted.

I started “The D-list” on Blogger and I had to change the name when I moved to a different platform about a year later, because TheDList.com was taken (and 10 years later, those whores are still sitting on it). When I moved off of Blogger, I couldn’t move my posts over for whatever reason. The old Blogger site is still up and it’s like an abandoned fairground of fuckery covered with broken glass, dirty condoms, overused exclamation points and shattered crack pipes. I read many of my first posts last night and today my face is about as wrinkly as a Shar Pei’s asshole skin from cringing so much. But then again, I cringe when I read stuff I wrote yesterday. If you think I’m being melodramatic as usual and exaggerating about my earlier posts, here’s one of the very, very first things I blogged:

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That’s it. Johnny Carson died and my fingers farted up less than 20 words with zero information and a random note about how Courtney Love was in my 2005 death pool. Well, ten years later, Courtney Love, Dlisted and I are still alive!

It’s very, very weird to me that I still get to pull myself out of bed, put on cut-off sweat shorts and type shit about famous messes. It’s even more weird to me that people still read it. And I get to do that because of you hos. Don’t worry, I’m not going to start reciting the lyrics to Bette Midler songs or anything. But I do want to send a thank you balloon bouquet to everyone who has clicked on Dlisted, left a comment, reads this crap and has sent me e-mails, both nice and cunty. I am forever grateful that you choose to waste your time and brain cells on Dlisted. I also want to thank (“What is this? The fucking People’s Choice Awards?” – you) past and current contributors Lahoma, Sweetas, Jack-N-The-Hat, J. Harvey, Megan and my partner in foolery Allison for writing words for Dlisted.

And now that Dlisted is 10 years old, maybe it’ll finally hit puberty and grow the hell up. Not a chance.

Pic: Wenn.com

Birthday Sluts

January 23, 2015 / Posted by:

Richard Dean Anderson (65)
Doutzen Kroes (30)
Draya Michele (30)
Tito Ortiz (40)
Tiffani Thiessen (41)
Ewen Bremner (43)
Lisa Snowdon (43)
Ariadna Gil (46)
Mariska Hargitay (51)
Gail O’Grady (52)
Princess Caroline of Monaco (58)
Anita Pointer (67)
Rutger Hauer (71)
Sonny Chiba (76)
Chita Rivera (82)
Jeanne Moreau (87)

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Birthday Sluts

January 22, 2015 / Posted by:

Diane Lane (50)
Nick Simmons (26)
Ray Rice (28)
Willa Ford (34)
Beverley Mitchell (34)
Christopher Masterson (35)
Balthazar Getty (40)
Larry Birkhead (42)
Gabriel Macht (43)
Olivia d’Abo (46)
Guy Fieri (47)
Steven Adler (50)
DJ Jazzy Jeff (50)
Linda Blair (56)
Jim Jarmusch (62)
Steve Perry (66)
John Hurt (75)
Seymour Cassel (80)
Piper Laurie (83)

Pic: Getty

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January 21, 2015 / Posted by:

Emma Bunton (39)
Boo Boo Stewart (21)
Izabella Miko (34)
Jerry Trainor (38)
Cat Power (43)
Ken Leung (45)
Charlotte Ross (47)
Robby Benson (59)
Geena Davis (59)
Jeff Koons (60)
Paul Allen (62)
Billy Ocean (65)
Jill Eikenberry (68)
Plácido Domingo (74)
Ann Wedgeworth (81)

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Birthday Sluts

January 20, 2015 / Posted by:

Lorenzo Lamas (57)
Evan Peters (28)
Bonnie McKee (31)
Erin Wasson (33)
Will Young (36)
?uestlove (44)
Gary Barlow (44)
Skeet Ulrich (45)
Edwin McCain (45)
Melissa Rivers (47)
Stacey Dash (49)
Rainn Wilson (49)
John Michael Montgomery (50)
James Denton (52)
Bill Maher (59)
Paul Stanley (63)
David Lynch (70)
Buzz Aldrin (85)

Pic: Jack Mitchell/Getty

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Birthday Sluts

January 19, 2015 / Posted by:

Dolly Parton (69)
Shawn Johnson (23)
Logan Lerman (23)
Hikaru Utada (32)
Jodi Sweetin (33)
Luke Macfarlane (35)
Coral Smith (36)
Alexis Bellino (38)
Marsha Thomason (39)
Drea de Matteo (43)
Shawn Wayans (44)
Trey Lorenz (46)
Antoine Fuqua (49)
Paul Rodriguez (60)
Cindy Sherman (61)
Katey Segal (61)
Desi Arnaz, Jr. (62)
Paula Deen (68)
Shelley Fabares (71)
Michael Crawford (73)
Tippi Hedren (85)

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January 18, 2015 / Posted by:

Jason Segel (35)
Becca Tobin (29)
Benji Schwimmer (31)
Samantha Mumba (32)
Joanna Newsom (33)
Estelle (35)
Jay Chou (36)
Jonathan Davis (44)
DJ Quik (45)
Dave Batista (46)
Jesse L. Martin (46)
Dave Attell (50)
Jane Horrocks (51)
Kevin Costner (60)
Tom Bailey of The Thompson Twins (61)
Phillipe Stark (66)
Takeshi Kitano (68)

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