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Thursday, December 6th 2007
Renee's Bee Date
It's pretty funny that Renee Zellweger is at the UK premiere of "Bee Movie" since it looks like she was attacked by a swarm of angry bees while making her way to the event. It's like she was all done up, walked outside her hotel and was attacked, but went to the event anyway. What a trooper!
Here's Renee with Jerry Seinfeld and a bodyguard type.
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Renee Zellweger
Thursday, December 6th 2007
Renee Zellweger
Thursday, December 6th 2007
Renee Zellweger & Jerry Seinfeld
Thursday, December 6th 2007
Renee Zellweger
Thursday, December 6th 2007
Renee Zellweger
Thursday, December 6th 2007
Renee Zellweger
Thursday, December 6th 2007
Posh Is No Mariah Carey
Posh Beckham knows her place. In an interview with Elle Magazine, Posh says she's very aware of her singing skills or lack thereof.
She said, "It became very obvious from the start [of my career] that I was never going to be the best singer or the best dancer or the best actress. I was never a 'natural.' You know, I've never been that good at anything, to be completely honest."
"I'm no Mariah Carey, but I can sing."
She's good at making something out of shit. She's right. She's not talented, but she's rich and famous. She's doing something right. She took a dude named Becks and turned themselves into one of the most famous couples in the world. Lady McPosh!
But she's wrong about that singing thing. She can't sing worth shit! Click here to hear an earlier demo of Posh singing "Like a Prayer." Oh God I think I'm falling......after listening to that garbage!
Source: People
Thursday, December 6th 2007
Britney Body Double Wanted?
A Dlisted birdie sent me a supposed notice from LA Casting asking for a Britney Spears body double for an upcoming photoshoot for Blender. Here's what it reads:
Britney/BlenderRate: $500 a dayShoot Dates: Either Friday 12/14 or Monday 12/17"Photo double / Female / Caucasian / 18 - 25 "We are casting for a Britney Spears body double. You must have shoulder to medium length blonde hair. This person must also be in shape! 5'2" to 5'5". This will be a take off of a Bert Stern photograph of Marilyn Monroe in bed, from the last shoot before her death. Your face will not be shown in the final photograph/cover
Above is the photo of Marilyn I believe they are talking about. This listing could be fake, but it's hilarious. They probably know Britney isn't going to show at all, so they need to cover their bases.
They should just take a picture of Porky Pig in a white sheet and call it a day. Easier that way.
Thursday, December 6th 2007
Trouble Spotted!
That hot bitch Trouble was spotted in Sarasota, FL! Hide yourself Trouble! Your ass is grass. It's probably filled with grass, because for some reason dogs like to rub their a-holes on it. ANYWAY, I'm probably the only person following this story , because I care about these things. I care about Trouble and her $12 million fortune!
And if you aren't following it, Trouble is Leona Helmsley's bitch and she's in hiding after receiving death threats.
Here's Trouble with some bodyguard type in Florida yesterday. Don't you love how the paps are following her?
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