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Butt implants gone wrong! This woman is upset with her plastic surgeon after he effed up her $5,500 ass implant job. The news anchor can barely keep his shit together. He laughs through the whole thing. If I was him, I would've been on the floor when they showed the footage of her actual ass flopping around.

The woman said she feels extreme pain when she bends over. Yeah, because every time she bends over, her floppy ass hits her in the head. That can't feel good for her ass or head.

I hope Kim Kardashian and CoCo are watching this. This could've been you!

VIA Crunk + Disorderly

Sherri "I Don't Know If The World Is Round" Shepherd is at it again! During a discussion on "The View" today about Epicurus and the Greeks, Sherri said that "nothing predates Jesus." So what does B.C. mean then, Sherri? It went a little something like this:

Whoopi: "When he was around there was no Jesus Christ stuff going on."

Stupid Sherri: "They still had Christians back then. They had Christians because they threw them to the lions."

Whoopi: "I think this might predate that."

Sherri: "I don't think anything predates Christians."

Joy: "The Greeks were first. Then the Romans. Then the Christians."

Sherri: "Jesus came first before them, so..."

Whoopi: "Not on paper."

When are Whoopi and Joy going to join forces and give this woman the beating she clearly needs? She also needs to be sentenced back to the 3rd grade. Where's Elisabeth when you really need her? Her stupid ass would've probably agreed with Sherri.

VIA Mollygood