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Tori Spelling, her creepy husband, Dean's son and baby Liam were out shopping in Beverly Hills again yesterday. They say shopping, but I say getting some free publicity in. Liam is actually really cute. He looks like a baby Aaron Spelling. I'm sort of glad he doesn't look entire like Dean, because that bitch is creepy.

 

He dresses like my UPS delivery dude.  My UPS dude never wears a uniform. It's always like jeans, a douche chain and the UPS jacket. Wait.....maybe he's not with UPS and there's a bomb in my package! I wouldn't doubt it.

 

 

Wenn , Splash

 

 

 

 

Brandy will not be facing charges for vehicular manslaughter. The L.A. City Attorney came to the decision to not file any charges. Today was their deadline. The accident happened about one year ago when Brandy's car hit the car in front of her. The woman in the car, Awatef Aboudihaj, died. TMZ reported earlier that sources claim Awatef hit the car in front of her and that's how she died.

 

It really doesn't matter now I guess since Brandy is in the clear.

 

The woman's parents and husband are currently suing Brandy for millions.

 

Well that's that. Now that it's over Brandy needs to get back to work and put together a "Thea" reunion. I don't know why, but I really loved that shitty show.

 

 

 

I applaud Jessica Alba's dedication. She was at the gym yesterday working out even though she's knocked up. I know it's the right thing to do, but I would be straight up having a cheese, bread and sugar fest. You're going to get fat, so you might as well go for it wholeheartedly. I would dip apple fritters in fucking marshmallow fluff and drink melted butter. It would be like that. Then right after I had the baby I would stay in the hospital and get all that shit sucked out like Posh Spice does. 

 

Jessica really should skip the gym and instead get a damn facial. No, not the kind of facial you and I get, but the kind you go to a salon for.

 

 

Pacific Coast News, Splash