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Sunday, December 16th 2007

Hot Slut Of The Week: Solange Knowles

Birthday: June 24, 1986

Age: 21

Birth Name: Solange Piaget Knowles

Original Date of HS of the Day: December 14, 2007
Claim to Fame: Beyonce's sister. Yup, that's basically it.

Where is she now? Probably sewing Beyonce's dress for the ball or scrubbing the floors. Solange has a second album coming out in 2008 and she also models for her mother's and sister's clothing line, House of Derriere.

Why is she HS of the Week? Solange tries so hard to get out of Beyonce's shadow. I mean she started her own hip hop toy line for preschoolers. Yeah, what the fuck is that? She also will take over as Beyonce's manager when her daddy retires. Lucky her. Basically, Solange is the Knowles we don't talk about and that's why I love her.

Posted by: Michael K

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Hot Slut of the Week

This is Unnecessary

"Prom Night" is one of my favorite horror movies from the 80s and of course Hollyweird has to go and eff it up. Here's the poster for the upcoming remake which stars Brittany Snow, Johnathon Schaech and some nobodies. The original starred Jamie Lee Curtis and Leslie Nielsen.

It's basically about these two hot chicks and these two dudes that were involved with the death of a young girl. Years later a crazed killer comes to seek revenge on the teens during their prom night.

Why can't Hollywood come up with new shit? They always have to ruin the classics. Not only are they effing with "Prom Night," but they are also remaking "April Fool's Day" for 2008. Not right.

Poster: Shock Till you Drop

Posted by: Michael K

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Amy Wino Could Be In Trouble

Amy Wino is reportedly going to be questioned by police after she was implicated in Blake Fieldswhatever's bribery plot. Amy will be interviewed by detective this week, because they think she is somehow involved in her hubby's scheme. They have already seized phone records, bank receipts and computer hardware from Amy.

Blake and some other dudes are being accused of bribing a key witness in another case.

A source said, "When police received their initial information the inquiry centred on Blake, his friend Brown and the original victim in the case.

"But after seizing a number of documents, it seems there is forensic evidence that may tie Amy directly to the plot. When you think about it, as soon as the figure of £200,000 emerged, the finger of suspicion started to point in her direction."

Throw her in the clink with him. She probably wants to. I'm surprised she hasn't tried to break into jail just to be with him. She'd be one of those people that if Blake died she'd throw herself into his casket. Blaaaakeeee!

Throw the crackpipe at her!

Source: The Sun

Posted by: Michael K

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Amy Winehouse

Bitch's Face Is Melting

Nicole "I've Never Had Plastic Surgery" Kidman attended the Australian premiere of "The Golden Compass" wearing some suit she probably stole from Tommy Girl's closet before their divorce. If Elton John had a fashion line on QVC he'd sell shit like that. Getting her face pulled and prodded so much has effed up her eyesight. Bitch can't see that her outfit is truly hideous.

Matches her face.