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Lily Allen is taking her sweet ass time making a new album. It probably won't be ready until 2009. Lazy bitch! She's too busy trying to be a sexy party girl. Anyway, she found some time to cover ELO's "Mr. Blue Sky" for a French commercial and she really shouldn't have wasted her time. She should have partied more instead.

It's awful and hurting my ears. It sounded like it was made using a child's Casio keyboard and one of those Fisher-Price Farmer Says toys. I was waiting for a cockadoodle-doo.

VIA Stereogum

Last night's "I Love New York" found the final 3 and New York visiting some kind of bird sanctuary. New York ran from the parrots and said she "doesn't trust them, because they don't know how to speak English diction." Bitch doesn't know how to speak it either. The parrots could probably teach her a few words.

Tailor Made and Punk joined forces to take down Buddha. They tried to sabotage his ass by telling New York he was flirting with other chicks. Buddha fought back by claiming to have had sex with New York on their date. Who the hell would admit to that?

There's also a few rumors going around that Tailor Made is New York's final choice, but that she's pregnant with Buddha's baby. How the hell does Vh1 come up with this fuckery with a writer's strike going on and shit?

Next week is the finale and we'll find out if the rumors are true. My money is still on Buddha for the win. He's the only one that's manlier than New York.