He’s Screwed

February 1, 2007 / Posted by:

As expected, the Beverly Hills Police Department has recommended to the Los Angeles County District Attorney that felony charges be filed against Lane Garrison for manslaughter. Tests also revealed that Lane had twice the legal amount of booze in his system as well as traces of cocaine.

Lane could face up to 10 years in the clink.

DUIs are the thing for 2007! Like I said yesterday, he better get his knees into shape. He’s gonna be on them a lot!


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