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December 18, 2006 / Posted by:

Posh Beckham may be playing herself in a new movie for Tom Cruise. Rumors are that Tom is currently talking to her about taking a role in The Thetan, a Scientology sci-fi tale.

Sources close to Posh said, “Victoria is really hoping to make a go of it in Hollywood. This could be the perfect start for her, with good pal Tom Cruise in.”

Posh has previously said that she has no interest in returning to music or starring in films. She wants to focus on her fashion line. This may be the perfect vehicle for her.

She would play an alien princess of an alien leader called a thetan, which Scientologists claim is an immortal spiritual being, present in all humans.

Sounds like a loser to me. They might as well just make a documentary about her, because she’s already an alien princess. Now send her ass back to Mars!

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