Tom Cruise Smells

December 1, 2006 / Posted by:

Two things about TomKat. First, they had to cut short their honeymoon in the Maldives due to weather. Yeah, the Gods aren’t happy about their union. Second thing is that their new home in the UK smells. Tom bought some mansion for $5 million and they can’t move in, cause it smells like caca.

Monsters and Critics reports:

The stench has been caused by Tom and Katie’s neighbors at Dormans Park village emptying their cesspools and garden drains. Neighbor Emma Tanning told Britain’s Daily Star newspaper: “The pond is absolutely putrid when the cesspits are being emptied. If Tom moves in before the work is completed it won’t be smelling very pretty. I don’t think Katie will be happy.” The works are expected to carry into the New Year.

Neighbors sewage my ass! You know on a visit, Tom farted and all the backed up jizz came out!

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