Category: WHAT IS THE TRUTH?!
Kristin Cavallari And Jay Cutler Might Have Hinted About Getting Back Together
Back in April, Kristin Cavallari and Jay Cutler announced that they were getting a divorce after a decade together (seven years of which were spent married). This came as a shock to everyone who saw them just a few weeks earlier on a happy family vacation in the Bahamas. At the time, Jay and Kristin claimed they weren’t quarantining in the US because they were “stuck” in the Bahamas, which was likely not the whole truth and nothing but the truth. And if a vaguely-worded Instagram post filled with implied meaning can count as evidence, then maybe they also weren’t telling the whole truth about ending their marriage, either.
Adele Wrote On Instagram That She’s Single
Okay, but has anyone told poor Skepta this news?!
In less time than it takes a sloth to blink, we’ve gone from a story about Adele and Skepta “heating up,” to a story about Adele herself assuring everyone that she’s very much a single woman. Adele and Skepta have allegedly been a thing for about a year, and there have been a few stories about the two of them dating quietly in private. But either they want to keep things private private, or all those stories were lies, because Adele said she’s single.
Kanye West Has Filed Documents That Indicate He Doesn’t Actually Have Billions
Kanye West. Christian. Genius. Billionaire. All descriptors that Kanye has bestowed upon himself. And all of them so questionable that they should be accompanied by a bunch of asterisks leading to the words, “Needs verification.” Because Kanye West himself confirmed that he’s really not a billionaire.
Ellen DeGeneres Will Talk About The Allegations Against Her (Of Which There Are More)
Ellen DeGeneres’ daytime talk show Ellen is premiering, as usual, this fall, even though it’s been hit with an Everest-sized mountain of reputation-damaging press. Ellen confirmed that the 18th season of her show is a go. And not only will the show finally resume filming in its usual studio on the Warner Bros. lot, but it will also kick off with Ellen herself talking about the allegations her and her show.
I’m sure she’s got her writing team working very hard on a monologue that balances inoffensive jokes with human-style sincerity. Although those writers probably shouldn’t submit their final draft until about six seconds before the cameras start rolling. Because, of course, there are new allegations that Ellen is a terrible, horrible employer.
Kylie Jenner Claims She Didn’t Legally Threaten An Australian Clothing Company Over “Rise And Shine”
Last month, a video of Kylie Jenner waking up Stormi from a nap went viral. And of course, Kylie decided to make as much money off her moment as possible. Because in the Kardashian-Jenner family, greed stands for: Girls, Remember: Ethics < Excessive Dollars. Well, it was recently reported that Kylie was so desperate in her quest to make all the money from that video, that she legally threatened an Australian clothing company to stay off her turf. However, Kylie says she never did such a thing.
Corey Feldman Says He Was Stabbed In The Stomach Last Night, But The LAPD Says Otherwise
Now that the case of #WhoBitBeyonce has maybe been solved (and the Beyhive Protection Agency has since moved Sanaa Lathan to a nondescript suburb in Missouri where’s she’s working as a Piggly Wiggly cashier named Brenda who loves Beyonce, so the Beyhive will be thrown off her trail ), there’s a new case on the scene that Detective La Toyas-in-training can run their magnifying glasses over. It’s the case of Who Stabbed Corey Feldman? Or because of what the LAPD says, it could be the case of Was Corey Feldman Even Stabbed At All? (Insert DramaticDogFace.mov here)
The story goes that in Tarzana, CA last night, Corey Feldman and a security guard were in a car stopped at a red light when 3 dudes pulled up. One dude jumped out of the car, opened Corey’s door and stabbed him before they all busted out of the scene. Corey was taken to the hospital, but don’t worry, it looks like he’s okay. Okay enough to vape (see: vape pen on the left) and tweet, anyway. I’m going to need Corey to tell me which L.A. area hospital let him vape, because if I so much as pull out a weed pen in a hospital, the nurses will tackle me (and probably because they want a hit of that shit since being a nurse is no joke).