They’re Grrrreat!: Furries Might Have Driven Tony The Tiger Off Twitter

Those horny furries are always ruining it for the more wholesome people with their animalistic passion for animated tiger daddies! Food-manufacturing giant Kellogg’s has had their Frosted Flakes cereal represented by animated thirst trap Tony the Tiger for eons now. They even had Tony on Twitter, proclaiming that Frosted Flakes were still “ggggreat!” after all these years. But Tony’s Twitter handle seemed to have mysteriously vanished sometime this past summer. The Huffington Post is theorizing that Kellogg’s removed Tony from Twitter because he was receiving too many sexual propositions from “furries.”

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