Category: The Cruel Twists Of Fate

TikToker Addison Rae Was Getting Dragged For Landing A Reporter Job With Zero Qualifications, But Then She Lost The Job Before It Started

July 11, 2021 / Posted by:

If you’re asking yourself who the hell is Addison Rae besides a name that sounds like a long-delayed sequel to Norma Rae after she developed adrenal issues but remained as plucky as ever, here’s what I was able to glean from my many hours of assiduous and prizewinning research into the matter (a hasty, caffeinated scroll through her miles of dead-eyed selfies on IG and TikTok): She is a 20-year-old “influencer” with 80+ million followers; has a faux-gayelle BFF thing going on with 42-year-old Kourtney Kardashian; was previously dragged for stealing dance moves from Black creators and not crediting them when clumsily thrusting her rhythmless ass for Jimmy Fallon; released a single of a forgettable song, Obsessed; and will probably be starring in an upcoming movie even though she has zero acting experience.

So now we’re all caught up, and it’s a case of TL;DR, Addison Rae lands opportunities for things she didn’t earn and takes credit for shit she didn’t create. And in this fine tradition of shameless purloining, the hateful bitch troll the rest of us all know as fate is whisking her off to her next unearned gig as a reporter for the bastion of classiness that is UFC. Or is it, given the latest update to this mess that I just found?

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