Where In The World Is Steven Slater?

This is disturbing news. Steven Slater is the former JetBlue flight attendant who safety-slid into our hearts when he quit his job right after the flight he had been working on landed at JFK on August 9, 2010. Steven reportedly used the PA system to note (with fuck bombs) that a passenger had abused him, that he had had enough of that shit and was quitting, and then stole two beers and deployed the safety slide, using it to escape the plane. TMZ reports that the American hero is now missing in Mexico. Did they check the AeroMexico terminal at the airport? Maybe he’s using his example to lure flight attendants out of a life in bondage.

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