Category: Secret Wedding

Blake Shelton And Gwen Stefani Got Married Over The July 4th Weekend

July 5, 2021 / Posted by:

As it was foretold in the prophecy, 51-year-old Gwen Stefani and 45-year-old Blake Shelton got married. This wasn’t exactly a shock since Gwen and Blake reportedly got their marriage license last week, and she recently had a bridal shower. So this wedding was bound to happen, but what’s really a shock is that it happened without an army of turtles crashing it as an act of revenge against Blake Shelton for joking about killing one of their own.

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Ariana Grande Got Married To Dalton Gomez Over The Weekend

May 17, 2021 / Posted by:

Tragic news for Arianators who had their hearts set on watching their queen Ariana Grande walk down the aisle trailed by a 30 foot Scandinavian white-blonde ponytail. According to TMZ, she went and got married over the weekend to her fiance Dalton Gomez in a small private wedding at her home in Montecito, California. Friends say Ari, who announced her engagement last December, is moving too fast. But others think it was high time Ariana stopped making silly mistakes that can be remedied with laser removal and moved on to bigger mistakes that will take a team of lawyers to undo.

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Scarlett Johansson And Colin Jost Got Married Over The Weekend

October 30, 2020 / Posted by:

Colin Jost once worried that he’d only ever be known as Scarlett Johansson’s boyfriend, but it looks like he no longer has to worry about that. Because Colin Jost just officially transitioned from boyfriend to husband! After being engaged for a year and a half, People magazine has reported that Scarlett made Colin her third husband over the weekend. And in a very weird, random turn of events (hey, it is still 2020 after all), the secret wedding news was broken by Meals on Wheels America.

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Dennis Quaid Got Secret Married To Laura Savoie, His Girlfriend Of A Year

June 24, 2020 / Posted by:

66-year-old Dennis Quaid was supposed to marry Laura Savoie, his 27-year-old Ph.D. student girlfriend of about a year, back in April in Hawaii, but then that hater of true love known as coronavirus came along and tried to ruin it. Well, coronavirus may have fucked up a lot of things (read: EVERYTHING) but it has not messed with the everlasting love between a sun-roasted daddy and the woman who is one year younger than his oldest son. Because Dennis and Laura eloped earlier this month. Every cherub in the world would breathe a long sigh of relief over true love prevailing but they don’t want to get corona!

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The Rock Married Laura Hashian, His Girlfriend Of 12 Years

August 19, 2019 / Posted by:

How’s this for tragic: The Rock put a rock on it, and now Lauren Hashian, The Rock’s girlfriend and mother to his 2 pebbles, can go around calling herself Mrs. The Rock, yet she chooses not to. I will never, ever understand people. According to People, Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson revealed on Instagram that he and Lauren got married in Hawaii with minimal hooplah. Pfft! If I were marrying The Rock, not only would I go around yelling at everybody “It’s Mrs. The Rock to you!”, I would have wasted so much of his money on unnecessary hoopla, it would make your head spin.

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Bradley Whitford And Amy Landecker Eloped And Only Their Dogs Were Invited

July 18, 2019 / Posted by:

When it comes to celebrity weddings, there’s really two ways you can go. You can drop several million dollars on a week’s worth of events with hundreds of guests and several first-rights-to-publish contracts with your favorite glossy magazines. Or you can just sneak off to the courthouse in secret, sign some papers, and let the press know after the fact. That’s what Bradley Whitford and Amy Landecker did. “Oh, that must be why I didn’t get a wedding invitation!” through Amy’s delusional former TV mom Jeffrey Tambor.

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