Category: pumpkin spice

Pumpkin Spice Can Kill You!

October 8, 2017 / Posted by:

Pumpkin spice has become the symbol for entitled basics everywhere. A symbol for every millennial walking into the street while texting curses to her Uber driver for being late and then being hit by her Uber arriving. For every annoying, Tory Birch-ed chick named Mackenzie who prattles on about her hot yoga class and keeps a version of her dream board in her cubicle. In short, it’s become a symbol of true evil. But now, pumpkin spice has become more than a symbol. NOW IT CAN KILL YOU!

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