Category: Oprah

Meghan Markle Made A Surprise Appearance On CNN’s “Heroes All-Star Tribute” And Sent Oprah Some New-Age Coffee

December 14, 2020 / Posted by:

Viewers of CNN’s annual Heroes All-Star Tribute, which aired last night, were on the receiving end of some extra special charity in the form of former Duchess Meghan Markle who made a surprise appearance to honor “individuals (who) stood up and made sure the most basic needs of our communities were met” during the pandemic. Specifically, those who worked to aid people who have been experiencing food insecurity. Meghan’s act of charity will ensure her haters eat for days because not only did her eyeshadow and lipstick match the bank of lavender bushes that gently blew in the background, her lavender pussy blouse was hella ugly. Delicious. And I’m not even a hater!

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Dolly Parton Says She “Ain’t Got Time To Be Old”

November 12, 2020 / Posted by:

Practically perfect Dolly Parton sat down for a virtual chat with Oprah for the Apple TV+ show, The Oprah Conversation. The interview will air tomorrow night, but People got a sneak peek (sorry, no nips). In the clip Oprah asks Dolly about turning 75 in January (hard working Capricorn). This is the big birthday where our girl might do Playboy again. And she told Oprah’s she’s pretty non-plussed about turning three-quarters of a century.

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Mo’Nique Admonished Oprah For Putting Breonna Taylor On The Cover Of O Magazine

November 5, 2020 / Posted by:

Get ready for Mo’Nique vs. Oprah: Round Bajillion! Mo’Nique went after Oprah for putting Breonna Taylor on the cover of O magazine. Mo’Nique says she’s only ever seen Oprah on the cover of her magazine, or Oprah with another person. Never a solo cover. And Mo’Nique thinks it’s pretty interesting that Oprah gave Breonna the privilege of a solo cover. Because (and get ready for this) Breonna is a murder victim. And Oprah? She is a murderer… of Mo’Nique’s career. Wait, what? Continue reading

Oprah Winfrey Bought Several Dozen Billboards In Kentucky To Demand Justice For Breonna Taylor

August 7, 2020 / Posted by:

One of the most frustrating things on social media at the moment is the amount of people screaming for someone, anyone – but preferably the authorities – to arrest the three Louisville Metro Police Department officers who shot and killed 26-year-old EMT Breonna Taylor in her home in March 2020. It’s been five months of effort, both good and not so great, and Breonna’s family is no closer to justice. Oprah Winfrey is clearly getting tired waiting for anything to be done, and so she recently paid to have a whole bunch of billboards erected around Louisville, Kentucky, demanding that the officers involved finally be arrested and charged.

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Open Post: Hosted by Oprah Attempting To Change Her Own Duvet Cover

May 1, 2020 / Posted by:

You know this pandemic is bad when THEE Oprah Winfrey is forced to do her own chores. Yesterday everyone’s favorite self-made billionaire (hey, she’s better than Kylie) posted an Instagram video of herself struggling to properly stuff a duvet into a duvet cover. Which…yeah. That shit’s hard. It’s the most relatable she’s ever been (even though there’s a four-poster bed and what appears to be twenty-foot ceilings). Continue reading

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Stedman Graham Is Out Of Quarantine And Reunited With Oprah

April 3, 2020 / Posted by:

Can’t you just hear that picture? “WOOHoooOOO!” Oprah’s excited because Stedman Graham has finally finished his fourteen days in quarantine. While she’s spent the last two weeks livin’ it up mansion-stylez, 69-year-old Stedman’s been stuck in their ramshackle Santa Barbara guesthouse. But it’s his own damn fault. He waited too long to self-isolate, and was traveling for work as recently as March 19th. Huh, never knew Stedman was such a rebel.

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