Miley Cyrus has had numerous break-ups recently. Miley and her partner of over a decade, Liam Hemsworth, ended their marriage after less than a year. Then she hopped onto Kaitlynn Carter for a Basic Girl Summer. Followed by a break up with Kaitlynn and a new romance with her longtime friend, Cody Simpson. They also called it quits ten months later.
Well, Miley is really leaning into her free-wheeling, woman of desire persona, because she’s already warning her “future ex-husband” to watch out. While appearing on The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon last night, Miley let the world know she’s a Maneater, so lock up the men as divorce lawyers cheer, because Miley’s coming for her next divorce.
Miley Cyrus Was On Joe Rogan’s Podcast And Talked About Her Divorce, And Also Hit At Joe About “RuPaul’s Drag Race”
Miley Cyrus appeared on Joe Rogan‘s podcast, The Joe Rogan Experience, and talked about her life, and divorce, and music, and a head injury she got as a baby, and most excitedly of all, RuPaul’s Drag Race. Miley became the Defender of Drag Race and defended its honor when Joe accused drag queens of all having the “same move” when talking about a death drop (proper name: a Dip). Miley took no shit and flamed Joe on his own program. She will not tolerate slander of the drag commune-ti-ty, honey! Even with a head injury, she’s smarter than that!
Miley Cyrus Performed “Midnight Sky” At The MTV VMAs And Straddled A Disco Ball As A Reference To Wrecking Ball
In 2013 Miley Cyrus cemented her spot in VMAs history by “twerking” her ass into
Beetlejuice’s Robin Thicke’s half-Canuck crotch. A couple years later she hosted the show in full Battlefield Earth drag (read: white person dreads), and Nicki Minaj asked, “Miley, what’s good?” Since then she’s shown up with drag queens and performed a few entirely forgettable songs.
Now it’s 2020, and MTV’s prodigal daughter has returned once again. This year Miley performed her new single “Midnight Sky” (which lost the award for Song of the Summer), and ended the performance by straddling a giant disco ball, in an ode to her classic song “Wrecking Ball”.
27-year-old Miley Cyrus spoke on SiriusXM’s Morning Mash-Up about her new track Midnight Sky and since the song is about breaking free and being an untamed single lady, Miley spoke about relationships and marriage and whether she’ll ever get hitched again. Miley said that she “never cared” about marriage or children. Welp! Good thing her ex-husband Liam Hemsworth doesn’t think that “highly“ of her or he’d take offense!
I’m sure you didn’t need a reminder since the choking, hillbilly warbling of SHE IS COMING…is still rattling around your heads like that little ball inside a can of spray paint, but I’m going to give you a reminder anyway that it has been one whole year since Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth called it quits. Sorry to those trying to heal from this still-fresh wound. And according to Us Weekly, even though he’s moved on, the wound is still fresh for Liam Hemsworth too and if he could give Miley a Yelp review, he’d probably write, “If it was possible to give zero stars, I would!”
Cody Simpson was Miley Cyrus’ rebound of a rebound because she got with him after breaking up with Kaitlynn Carter, and she got with Kaitlynn Carter after breaking up with her man of almost ten years (and the one she lost her virginity to) Liam Hemsworth. So honestly, many probably thought Cody and Miley wouldn’t even last 10 seconds but they beat the odds by lasting 10 months! And now the Kidz Bop Billy Idol and the Kidz Bop Wendy O. Williams are over. My thoughts are with the assistants who will have the inevitable job of scrubbing Miley and Cody’s Instagram pages of pictures of each other because these two were prolific in sharing their everlasting, errr, I mean 10-month love with us.
And Miley is celebrating her new singlehood with an 80s disco ode to letting her coochie run free!