The Miley Cyrus/Liam Hemsworth breakup has really run the full gamut of headlines since it happened like a month ago. They wasted no time blaming each other for the break up. Miley went ahead and put out a break-up song, and got a break-up tattoo. There was also a story about how their parents didn’t want them to divorce, which came out just before he filed for divorce! Basically these two really hit it out of the park publicity-wise.
Well, add another headline to the list: 29-year-old Liam Hemsworth reportedly didn’t even know they had broken up until Miley announced it on social media
For what feels like eons, Ariana Grande, Miley Cyrus, and Lana Del Rey have been threatening us with this generation’s answer to Moulin Rouge’s Lady Marmalade. Well, keep a glass of water nearby, because you’re going to need to cleanse your palate from the bland bitterness of this Lady Ambien Chutney that MAL (No, that doesn’t stand for Miley, Ariana, and Lana. It stands for BAD) dropped onto eyes and ears last night. If you were late to work this morning and used the excuse, “Sorry, I overslept because I watched the industrial-strength sleep aid known as Don’t Call Me Angel,” I’m sure your boss hit back with, “Me too.”
That still of MAL sums the video up. Ariana’s neck and back are slowing breaking as she tries to bring the sexy while carrying ten tons of pony hair and feathers. Miley Cyrus is pooting out a cloud of manufactured edgy sexiness. And Lana Del Rey is trying to remember what strain of weed she smoked right before signing the contract, agreeing to this mess, because she’s never smoking that shit again.
Spencer Pratt Says Kaitlynn Carter Had Something Going On With Miley Cyrus While Still With Brody Jenner
FYI: Cosmopolitan pays Spencer Pratt to do a weekly recap of The Hills: New Beginnings. And in his newest recap, the blonde-devil who loves himself a crystal and a spotlight, suggested that Kaitlynn Carter was actually checking out on Brody Jenner before their official break up and her subsequent climb onto Miley Cyrus.
It’s been less than one month since Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth announced that they were calling it quits after less than a year of marriage. And we know any tears she’s cried have been dabbed away by her mutually beneficial rebound Kaitlynn Carter. But did you also know Kaitlynn doesn’t have to walk very far to do so? Basically, it’s a kitchen to living room situation. Because according to sources, Miley and Kaitlynn are already living together.
Even though there were reports of Miley Cyrus fighting for her marriage with Liam Hemsworth, and their parents wanting them not to divorce officially just yet, he still went ahead and hit the eject button sending himself flying into the free open sky. Why did it seem that he did that so suddenly? Well, sources say it’s because of those paparazzi pics of Miley loving it up with Brody Jenner’s ex Kaitlynn Carter.
Even though Miley Cyrus has technically moved on from her extremely short marriage to Liam Hemsworth (with Brody Jenner’s former girlfriend Kaitlynn Carter), that doesn’t mean she can’t milk the hell out of it on television. You’ve got to strike while the iron is hot when it comes to sympathy-based breakup attention, and Miley got plenty of it last night while performing her new this-is-definitely-about-Liam song. And even when her mouth wasn’t singing her feelings about Liam, her body was kind of doing the talking for her.