This Allegedly Wasn’t Lanie Kazan’s First Time At The Shoplifting Rodeo

It’s super-embarrassing to be caught shop-lifting. Not that I’d know. Store security comes and they march you away and you protest loudly that you forgot you had put the item in your purse! And you have to sit in the little room with the monitors while some functional alcoholic named Dan pretends he’s running Guantanamo Not that I’d know! Seriously, I’d rather go down for murder. My Big Fat Greek Wedding’s Lanie Kazan made like Joyce from Stranger Things when she was busted with $180 worth of groceries for which she didn’t pay for on Christmas Eve. TMZ sez that this isn’t the first time that San Fernando Valley supermarket Gelson’s has had to snatch unpaid groceries out of Lanie’s cart. Continue reading