Category: John Schneider

John Schneider Got “Married” Before His Divorce Was Finalized

July 6, 2019 / Posted by:

Someone was eager to get to the newlywed sexin’! Tight-jeaned 80s icon John Schneider (aka Bo Duke from The Dukes of Hazzard), 59, married girlfriend Alicia Allain despite his divorce from his wife of 21 years, Elvira “Elly” Schneider, not getting signed off on as of yet. This means that John isn’t actually married to Alicia. The couple says they were married “before God” so it’s official in God’s eyes and that’s just as good. Tell that to the future palimony attorneys, John. Actually, scratch that. John claims he’s so broke he can’t pay attention so she wouldn’t be getting anything anyways.

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John Schneider Chooses Jail Time Over Paying Alimony

July 21, 2018 / Posted by:

The largest divide of the 21th Century was arguably when teenagers and horny middle aged moms alike were forced to choose between “Team Jacob” and “Team Edward.” Twilight may have destroyed friendships and ripped families apart, but 20th century historians are highlighting an even more influential rift from the early 1980’s, and that is “Team Bo” versus “Team Luke.

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