Category: Hot Slut of the Day

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December 21, 2022 / Posted by:

The Vintage Playskool Flashlight!

Welcome to another edition of the Hot Slut of the Day spin-off: Wait, This Hasn’t Been HSOTD Before?  In the 1980s, Playskool debuted its now-iconic Flashlight (Note to the Typo Gods: Please take pity upon me and don’t let me accidentally “Playskool Fleshlight” during this post). Yes, the 1980s was a simpler time when a damn flashlight brought us hours upon hours of entertainment. Playskool’s Flashlight also gave kids their first taste of stressing out while furiously searching through a junk drawer for batteries that work after their flashlight goes out. And yes, since it was the 80s, we then checked the refrigerator for the drained batteries our mom put in there to give them “new life.”

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December 20, 2022 / Posted by:

Smackers Cosmic Nails!

Many of us who were around in the 80s and 90s and lived to tell the tale (listen, we’re lucky to be alive after inhaling all those clouds of AquaNet and riding in the back of our uncle’s pick-up truck like nothing), definitely remember the iconic Bonne Bell Lip Smackers, which still exist. But fewer people probably remember the time in the 90s when Bonne Bell decided that lips shouldn’t get all the fun, and so they made Lip Smackers for your nails. And that’s how Smackers Cosmic Nails came to be.

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December 15, 2022 / Posted by:

Bow, the Pepaw Bully King of Los Angeles’ Heaven On Earth Cat Sanctuary!

The Hot Slut of the Day title is not the first one won by Bow here. Bow was already a titleholder since the Heaven on Earth cat sanctuary named him as their Naughty Cat of the Week. Bow earned that illustrious title by allegedly fucking with other elder cats during feeding time. Actually, I shouldn’t even say “allegedly.” Because if cats could talk, we’d all be screwed, but that’s not the point. If cats could talk and you asked Bow if he bullied other senior pussies, he’d probably proudly say, “Yes, and why aren’t you bowing down before this two-time titleholder?!

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December 14, 2022 / Posted by:

This Terrifying Canadian Anti-Drugs PSA Of The 1990s!

If the above screenshot looks like something out of The Cabbage Patch Kids: After Dark to you, that’s because it kind of is. Only it was unauthorized and in PSA form! Since I didn’t grow up in Canada, my eyeballs touched this mess for the first time when reader Gianna dropped it into my inbox as an HSOTD nomination. Gianna wrote that it played all the time in her house in the 90s, which is why she developed early-onset insomnia as a kid since it was nightmare fuel for her.

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December 13, 2022 / Posted by:

Rachael Schmitt, the new Guinness World Record holder for pulling up the most pairs of chonies in 30 seconds!

When Rachael Schmitt moved from her homeland of America to Ireland earlier this year, she thought to herself, “Hmmm, I know, I’ll commemorate my move to Ireland by trying to beat the Guinness World Record for putting on the most pair of knickers in just 30 seconds.” As one fucking does! Rachael took on the panty pull-up challenge and managed to beat the Guinness World Record by putting on 19 pairs of underwear in half a minute. Okay, this is a Guinness World Record that, in my deluded mind, I think I can beat. But I’m not even going to try it because I don’t want to spend my afternoon in the ER after breaking my leg from falling while trying to bust out a Pull-Ups commercial on meth. My deductible is way too high for that.

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December 8, 2022 / Posted by:

Kenner’s Tree Tots Family Tree House!

Throughout the 1980s, I sometimes would come across the plastic green jewel that was Kenner’s Tree Tots Family Tree House. Although, at the time, I thought it was really an opulent tree house playset for Fisher-Price’s Little People line of toys. But no, I didn’t learn until much later that this architectural wonder, straight out of Mother Nature’s episode of Cribs, was not made by Fisher-Price, and was made by now-dead toy company Kenner. I know; it was a real TheMoreYouKnow.GIF moment.

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