Category: Hot Slut Of Cell Block D
Joe Exotic Has Been Sentenced To 22 Years In The Clink
If a Hot Slut of the Day Museum ever happens, it’ll be housed in the accessed-from-the-outside bathroom of a Texaco in Beverly Hills, Florida and its operating hours will be whenever someone isn’t taking a shit (although, operating while someone is taking a shit will be very on brand too). But that’s besides the point, the point is that in the Hot Slut of the Day to Hot Slut of Cell Block D section (which will be over the toilet), you would find a picture of one-time HSOTD Joe Exotic. Because Joe Exotic has been sentenced to 22 years in prison, and he wasn’t sentenced after a jury decided his blindingly stunning swamp baby of Guy Fieri and Joe Dirt looks are a danger to eyeballs that can’t take such glamour. Joe Exotic was sentenced to 22 years in prison for putting a hit out on one of his rivals. “You sure can pick ’em!” is usually said by a mother to the son who has chosen to date me. But now it can also be said to me about my HSOTD choices.