Category: Drunken Mess Hall Of Fame
Judge Jeanine Pirro Denies Being Drunk On Her Fox News Show
Judge Jeanine “Fast And Furious” Pirro seemed a bit off (more than usual, which IS possible) during the Saturday night broadcast of her Fox News show, Justice With Judge Jeanine, which was the first episode that she filmed from her home. And by “off” I mean “shitfaced.” Judge Jeanine showed up 15 minutes late to her own show, and “technical difficulties” were to blame for that, but she had explanations for why her hair and face looked like she just put her head out of the window of a cab to keep from puking.
Rob Kardashian Wants Primary Custody Of His Daughter, Claims Blac Chyna Is A Drunk Unfit Mess
When we last left the custody fight titled (in the voice of Martin Luther King Jr.) “I Want A Dream!” (may MLK Jr. slap me down for that one), Rob Kardashian and Blac Chyna put down their shanks and agreed on custody and child support with both of them sharing 50/50 custody of their 3-year-old daughter Dream and Rob no longer having to pay Chyna $20,000 a month in support. Since this custody battle involved the messiest parties since the Montagues and Capulets (you know Romeo and Juliet’s custody fight would’ve been next level, they’re drama queens), it obviously wasn’t over. Rob is now claiming that right after Chyna put down her shank, she picked up a bottle of Hennessy as usual and chugged it like it was filled with the secret to relevancy while motioning to Dream with her hand to fetch her another bottle. TMZ says that Rob has filed documents asking to be Dream’s primary guardian, because Chyna’s house is The Drunk Cokehead’s Republic of Chyna.
Richard Grieco Was Arrested For Being Too Drunk At An Airport
Richard Grieco ,whose hotness seems to ebb and flow, is in a deep “ebb” moment, because he found himself in handcuffs by the airport police while trying to fly from Texas to Pennsylvania last week. It seems he had a bit too much of the good stuff and was denied a flight for being a wasted mess. Of course he kindly accepted the denial of services and moved along until he sobered up. Just kidding, he caused a scene and wound up looking like a make-up-less member of a low-rated KISS cover band in his mug shot.
Melanie Griffith Had To Pay $80,000 For A “Working Girl” Production Shut Down Because She Was Drunk On Set
There’s a very good reason Melanie Griffith’s character Tess McGill in Working Girl seems like a fun and boozy good-time girl. According to Melanie, she was half in the bag for much of the production. And once, she was so far in the bag, production had to stop and the film’s director Mike Nichols handed her an invoice for $80,000 which all but had a note in the memo reading: “Girl, get your shit together.” Tess may have had a bod for sin, but Melanie had the nods from gin (obviously I don’t respect myself or my craft, but I refuse to apologize).
Pete Doherty Got Released From Police Custody, Went To A Bar To Celebrate And Got Arrested Again For Fighting
Pete Doherty went out to celebrate his release from police custody for allegedly trying to buy cocaine, and he went home and did a lot of self-reflection and meditation to get to the root of his trauma. Just kidding, 40-year-old Pete immediately got into a fist fight with a 19-year-old and was arrested for violence by a person in a state of Pete Doherty (aka drunk). This story feels so Pete Doherty that it’s like Pete Doherty is trying to out Pete Doherty himself. Which Pete, honestly, a cocaine arrest is enough for the week. You’re in your 40s now.
A School Bus Driver Was Caught On Video Acting A Mess While Allegedly Drunk
Sure, driving around some screaming kids all day may make you want to reach for the bottle, but wait until after your damn shift! That’s not what 48-year-old Catherine Maccarone allegedly did when she reported to her school bus driving job. Catherine turned that bus into a bar and the students became the bartender who had to listen to her go on about her shitty husband while running red lights and putting their lives in danger.