Dlisted: The Podcast, Episode 163 – Slaps & Farts

We were obviously too stunned to speak after witnessing the Oscar Slap so this episode is a little late. But we get into everything that happened after Will Smith took his history with Chris Rock to slappin’ heights and also talk about the winners and moments that aren’t related to The Slap. From there, we cover some REAL news by getting into the Brazilian singer who ended up in the hospital with stomach pains from holding in her farts around her boyfriend since they weren’t on farting terms yet.

Other stories we talk about include Hilaria and Alec Baldwin’s seventh Baldwinito, Ashley Tisdale filling her bookshelves up with random books for an Archicetual Digest tour, Ewan McGregor saying he sometimes does the “Jedi Move” to open doors, and Britney Spears letting us know that she lives in a state of bliss since she has no idea who Scott Disick and Pete Davidson are. We also ask each other: window seat person or aisle seat person?

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Dlisted: The Podcast, Episode 162 – Snailed it!

Adrian Lyne’s soft-core cuck trashterpiece Deep Water, starring Ben Affleck and Ana de Armas, is out, and so of course, Allison and I watched it and talk all about the WTFness of it all. But before we talk about Ben and his snails, we get into Kanye West getting suspended from Instagram and banned from performing at this year’s Grammys. And since the Oscars are coming up, we guess who the winners will be and also guess that Sam Elliott will probably scream “NOOO!!!” a couple of times during the show.

Other stories we cover include Kylie Jenner changing her second baby’s name, the end of a You Are NOT The Father era, Rihanna getting papped buying baby clothes at Target, Stephanie Beatriz saying she sang her Encanto song while in labor, and Keith Richards causing the tobacco industry to go bankrupt by quitting cigs after 55 years.

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Dlisted: The Podcast, Episode 161 – The XY And Z

We start this episode by talking about how Grimes and Elon Musk made a second baby named Y (their first is named X), and yes, I make the extremely original point that all they need is a third baby named Z and their XY and Z trio will be complete. We also talk about how Grimes and Elon are over and she’s already moved on to Chelsea Manning. From there, we get into Jane Campion’s weekend of highs (her slapdown of Sam Elliott) and lows (her comment about Serena and Venus Williams), and demure blossom Stevie J getting a BJ during an interview.

Other stuff we cover includes a Kardashian saying some stupid shit (BREAKING NEWS, I know), Oscar winner Mark Rylance skipping the Oscars over how boring it is, Cameron Diaz claiming she hardly washes her face, Dolly Parton deciding that she’s not rock and roll enough for The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, and Demi Lovato probably getting scammed over some”Egyptian artifacts.”

And if you’ve been asking yourself, “Whatever happened to Greasy Bear?“, we may have some answers for you!

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Dlisted: The Podcast, Episode 160 – The Power Of The Chaps

Sam Elliott really, really hated The Power of the Dog and let all of his thoughts out including how he’s chapped over all the chaps and gayness in the movie. We also get into Benedict Cumberbatch and Kodi Smit-McPhee’s responses to Sam hating on their movie. From there, we talk about the mysterious “spiritual gangster” who is allegedly controlling Daniel Kaluuya’s career and life. And we also answer a question from Twitter: What is one food item that you ate a lot as a kid that you will never eat as an adult?

Other stories we cover include Lindsay Lohan’s two-picture deal with Netflix, Pete Davidson’s maybe-visit to space, Pamela Anderson making her Broadway debut in Chicago, Jodie Turner-Smith slobbering about her husband Joshua Jackson’s sex scenes, Suzanne Somers talking about the success of the ThighMaster, and Colin Farrell giving his review of his The Batman action figure. And Colin Farrell saying the words “ample” and “crotch” may be your new kink.

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Dlisted: The Podcast, Episode 159 – Royal Kingdom Unlocked

The SAGs happened, so Allison and I discuss the SAGs from Helen Mirren’s advice to live by, Michael Keaton’s bathroom break, and Jessica Chastain upping her Best Actress Oscar odds. From there, we talk about how the gossip site Hollywood Unlocked wrongly announced that THE QUEEN had died. We also get into Matthew McConaughey letting everyone know that the luscious mop of hair on his head is not from a hair transplant, thankyouverymuch.

Other stories we cover include Shailene Woodley and Aaron Rogers being back together, Jason Momoa and Lisa Bonet being back together, The Spelling Manot going up for sale, Tom Brady’s all-star road trip movie, and a couple offering Simon Cowell a ton of money to judge their sex skills.

We also do a Where Are They Now? on Cisco Adler, so yeah, vivid descriptions of THAT picture are ahead!

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Dlisted: The Podcast, Episode 158 – Crownavirus

Coronavirus has become the worst virus to happen to the Royal Family since Prince Andrew, and Allison and I get into how Prince Charles, Duchess Camilla, and THE QUEEN tested positive for it, which is why THE QUEEN is only doing light duties. And after we wonder what kind of light duties THE QUEEN is up to, we talk about how The Wendy Williams Show is over and Sherri Shepherd’s new talk show will take its time slot.  We also talk about how true love is on life support now that Shailene Woodley and Aaron Rogers are over. We end the main segment by answering the question, “What is vabbing?!”

Other stories we cover include Coachella saying “fuck that” to all Coronavirus precautions, JLo saying “fuck that” to a public proposal with Ben Affleck, Euphoria’s high-budget school play, and the Finnish Olympic skier who ended up with a case of Snow Miser peen.

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