Category: Dlisted: The Podcast

Dlisted: The Podcast, Episode 92 – Nipple Clamps On My Boat

July 29, 2020 / Posted by:

In this one, we talk all about the Emmy nominations from Leslie Jones and Laverne Cox’s awkward moment to Baby Yoda getting snubbed to Reese Witherspoon getting locked out of an acting nomination to Allison praising the face-acting skills of Tobias Menzies. We then get into Natalie Maines calling out her ex on Gaslighter and who left their tights on her boat. And we wonder if underage us would do Golden Girls drag to buy booze.

We also talk about Joe Jonas and Sophie Turner’s new baby, the RSVP group wedding invitation, David Ruprecht of Supermarket Sweep getting hit up for feet pics, Gwyneth Paltrow letting us know who taught her how to give a blowjob, and British Columbia’s CDC endorsing glory holes! And yes, I’m moving to BC.

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Dlisted: The Podcast, Episode 91 – SECRETS!

July 22, 2020 / Posted by:

We start with Kanye West’s Twitter spree and Dave Chappelle dropping everything to go to Wyoming to check on him. We then talk about the SECRET baby of Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel and the timing of it all. We also get into Princess Beatrice’s SECRET wedding, Dennis Quaid’s mind blowing over Lindsay Lohan not SECRETLY being twins in real life, people using LSD to SECRETLY escape this dumpster fire world, and Walmart revealing the SECRET that they might be a little human by giving their employees Thanksgiving Day off. Those last two were a reach, but I just really wanted to overdo the secret theme.

We also try out a new segment where she show and tell things that we’re currently into and Allison reveals her SECRET gourmet dessert.

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Dlisted: The Podcast, Episode 90 – Untangling The Entanglement

July 15, 2020 / Posted by:

We start the episode by taking a healing journey into the healing journey that Jada Pinkett-Smith took when she had an entanglement with August Alsina while she and Will Smith were on a break. We leave the Red Table and then get into Kanye 2020 and cow farts!

We also talk about Brooklyn Beckham getting engaged to his soulmate at 21, Armie Hammer and Elizabeth Chambers quitting each other after 10 years of marriage, Jennifer Grey becoming Baby again for possibly ANOTHER Dirty Dancing movie, a sealed copy of the original Super Mario Bros. video game going for $114,000, and Erykah Badu’s boner incense for the gays.

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Dlisted: The Podcast, Episode 89 – RandoNoThankYou

July 1, 2020 / Posted by:

Allison and I start with covering the creepy fuckery that the “adventure” app Randonautica has brought. After we leave that horror movie, we talk about CHAIRGATE involving Christopher Nolan and Anne Hathaway before getting into the viral story of the man who got mad at a restaurant for making his wife wait 18 minutes for shredded cheese for her fajitas. I know, Dlisted: The Podcast should be called BBC News: The Podcast this week.

We also talk about The Dixie Chicks changing their name to The Chicks, Hulu pulling an episode of The Golden Girls over blackface, Marky Mark finding out he’s allergic to everything, Dennis Quaid making his 27-year-old fiancee his fourth wife, and Chuck E. Cheese’s filing for bankruptcy. And we’re off next week because Allison is going on vacation and my mouth will probably still be full of Fourth of July wieners (and not in a sexy way).

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Dlisted: The Podcast, Episode 88 – In Praise Of The Himbo

June 24, 2020 / Posted by:

While sitting in saunas (because we both kept our windows closed and A/C off so shit wouldn’t be noisy), Allison and I first wrap our melted brains around K-Pop stans and TikTok teens pranking Trump. From there we get into Winona Ryder calling out Mel Gibson for acting like Mel Gibson and giving love to Keanu Reeves for acting like Keanu Reeves. We also cover the “himbo discourse” (if you’re a band looking for a name, snatch that up!) on Twitter and name our favorite himbos.

We also talk about Kristen Stewart as Princess Diana, the push to change the name of Columbus, OH to Flavortown, Goopy Paltrow’s orgasm candle, The Bold and the Beautiful using blow-up dolls for sex scenes, and eating a hamburger with rubber gloves. And not for fetish reasons. I think.

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Dlisted: The Podcast, Episode 87 – MORON-ey

June 17, 2020 / Posted by:

We are late as hell with covering the Lea Michele saga and how after Samantha Ware called her out, everyone came out to declare her a horror show. But we do it, and after we do that, we keep with the theme going by getting into Canadian influencer Sasha Exeter calling out Meghan Markle’s Canadian best friend Jessica Mulroney and her acts of white privilege. We end the main segment with CANDY BAR talk.

We also talk about SpongeBob SquarePants possibly coming out as gay, Brian Austin Green going on a lunch date with Courtney Stodden, Pete Davidson living in fear of his mom catching him fapping, the end of hotel breakfast buffets, and the UK slightly lifting its coronavirus lockdown sex ban.

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