Category: Dlisted: The Podcast

Dlisted: The Podcast, Episode 169 – Cherries Jubilee

May 11, 2022 / Posted by:

Every body language expert in the body language-analyzing game is about to be really busy because Prince Harry and Meghan Markle will return to his homeland of England for his memaw, THE QUEEN’S, Platinum Jubilee, and we’re sure that won’t be awkward at all. From there, we get into Kim Cattrall talking about being done with playing Samantha Jones for the 9,745,883th time, and TV’s Sherlock Holmes, Benedict Cumberbatch, using his detective ears to try to figure out what the hell Ariana Grande is saying when she mumble sings.

Other stories we quickly cover include Dolly Parton getting inducted into the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame whether she likes it or not, the Virgin Atlantic flight that had to turn back because of a pilot whoopsie, Tropicana’s cereal that is meant to be eaten with orange juice, and Meghan McCain’s latest memoir selling a whopping 244 hard copies in its first week. We also answer a question from several listeners who are wondering why we haven’t covered the Johnny Depp and Amber Heard trial. Surprisingly our answer isn’t, “Because the trial has been very calm and foolery hasn’t been afoot at all during it.

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Dlisted: The Podcast 168 – More Like “Shein Glamour”

May 4, 2022 / Posted by:

Because of that headline, you already know we’re going to get into this year’s Met Gala (theme: Gilded Glamour) including Kim Kardashian making Marilyn Monroe’s gown look like its tag says SHEIN. We also use our fashion expertise (read: none) to talk about the hits (not many) and misses (many) of the night. From there, we get into Olivia Wilde getting served custody papers by Ted Lasso in front of everyone, and Oprah not leaving her “house” (listen, a sprawling ass estate is a “house” to The Mighty O) for 322 at the beginning of the pandemic.

Other stories we quickly cover include an update on Adele’s Las Vegas residency, Drake selling expensive ass candles at Shoppers Drug Mart, Aqua’s Barbie Girl not being in the upcoming Barbie movie, and Reba McEntire saying that if you want to get a hold of Dolly Parton, you have to fax her. And anybody who remembers that Aretha Franklin/Dionne Warwick fax story, now knows that legends use faxes!

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Dlisted: The Podcast, Episode 167 – The Twit In Twitter

April 28, 2022 / Posted by:

Elon Musk is now Twitter’s daddy after buying it, and we get into Elon’s journey to buy his new toy, as well as what changes he plans to make and if Twitter lover Allison is going to stay or not. We also get into the train wreck trial between Blac Chyna and the Kardashians, and we cover the 100% accurate study that lists the countries with the biggest average hard peen size. I know, finally some news!

Other stories we talk about include Lea Michele showing Jonathan Groff her “whole vagina,” Misha Collins coming out as straight after falsely coming out as bi, Stephen King’s gourmet salmon recipe, the Cash Me Ousside Girl’s alleged OnlyFans earnings, and THE QUEEN’s complicated ass way of eating a banana. SPOILER ALERT: It includes a damn knife and a damn fork.

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Dlisted: The Podcast, Episode 166 – To Grandmother’s Castle We Go

April 20, 2022 / Posted by:

Prince Harry and Meghan Markle had a little 15-minute kiki with THE QUEEN (they were in the area, sort of), and Allison and I get into that along with Prince Charles being open to them becoming “part-time royals” in the future. We also talk about the random drama on the set of Magic Mike 3 between Thandiwe Newton and Channing Tatum, and the man who won $450,000 against his old job for firing him after he had a panic attack at the office birthday party they threw for him and forced him to go to. WARNING: We bring up K*rk C*m*r*n’s name while talking about this since he’s the office birthday party king, obviously.

Other stories we cover include ScarJo once again denying the rumor that she boned Benicio Del Toro in an elevator back in the day, Cardi B and Offset naming their baby Wave Set, Darren Criss and wife Mia Swier naming their baby Bluesy Belle, and Rihanna temporarily quitting the good shit since she’s pregnant. I know, we bring you the news of RiRi’s weed break on 4/20!? For shame!

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Dlisted: The Podcast, Episode 165 – It’s Britney’s Baby, Bitch

April 13, 2022 / Posted by:

Britney Spears is Pregnantney! And before we talk about Britney making a Cheetoling with her fiance Sam Asghari, we enter week three of the Oscars slappin’ moment between Will Smith and Chris Rock. We get into Will Smith’s punishment by the Academy and Chris saying that he’s not going to say shit about the Oscars slap until he gets paid. We also cover the juror who delivered everyone’s new favorite jury duty excuse by saying that she needs to see her sugar daddy regularly and serving on a jury will mess with her daily sugar baby duties.

Other stories we talk about include Bennifer 1.0’s engagement redux, Jack White getting engaged and married on stage at his show, Mads Mikkelsen shitting all over the ways of some method actors, Andy Cohen pissing off nurses, and the time that Pizza Hut was the largest buyer of kale in the U.S. And don’t spit in disgust at the thought of greenery being served at Pizza Hut, because the kale wasn’t really used for eatin’.

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Dlisted: The Podcast, Episode 164 – Piss Me More (The Remix)

April 6, 2022 / Posted by:

The Grammys happened over the week and Allison and I talk about the show from President Zelenskyy’s appearance to Louis CK and Marilyn Manson winning Grammys to Doja Cat making everyone say, “Err, I hope you washed your hands,” after proclaiming that she had to bust out a speed piss to accept her award in time. We also get into everything that’s happened in the Will Smith/Chris Rock slapdown situation since we talked about it last time. And we talk about the sweet story of a high school senior who took his great memaw to prom and didn’t get bullied for it!

Other stories we cover include Jared Leto pretending to be disabled in the name of going method, Sydney Sweeney’s grandparents declaring that she has the best tits in Hollywood, Selena Gomez saying that she hasn’t been on the internet in 4 years, THE QUEEN’s Mercedes-Benz golf cart, and Todrick Hall getting caught in an alleged house-buying lie. Pro tip: Don’t go on about buying your $6 million dream home to your YouTube followers unless you actually bought that $6 million dream home.

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