Category: Christian Genius Billionaire Kanye West
In Kanye West’s Song “Hurricane,” He Suggests That He Cheated On Kim Kardashian After Their Second Child Was Born
Kanye West‘s Donda album has been out for a few days now after weeks of blue balls-inducing delays. The album’s lyrics included verses about how he never spent time at home and fought with Kim Kardashian Well, now Page Six says that in the Donda song Hurricane, Kanye raps about passing his peen to another after Kim gave birth to their son Saint in 2015. Will this throw another wrench into the potential reconciliation between Kim and Kanye that the tabloids have teased us with? I guess we’ll see what Kris Jenner decides gets more attention!
Kanye West Raps About Kim Kardashian On “Donda” And Says Universal Released It Without His Permission
Because it was inevitable, Kanye West’s new album Donda, which was finally released yesterday, is currently dominating the music charts. Much to Kanye’s dismay. Despite the $40 hot dogs, countdown clock, having blown through an entire box of nylon footies he picked up from Lady Footlocker and literally setting himself on fire, Kanye wasn’t ready. In an Instagram post, Kanye complains that “Universal put my album out without my approval and they blocked Jail 2 from being on the album.” According to Complex, the Jail 2 track referenced features Marilyn Manson and DaBaby, those two wet sacks of garbage that were sitting on Kanye’s front porch during the 3rd Donda listening party.
Kanye West’s “Donda” Will Totally Drop Next Week, Unless It Doesn’t
The post-apocalyptic little scene above is taken from Kanye West‘s second listening event for his tenth album, Donda, that took place on Thursday at his adopted new home, the Mercedes-Benz Stadium in Atlanta. To the untrained eye, it looks like the management there finally got tired of taking his alleged $1,000,000 a day in rent for the bleak little hostage hovel he calls a room and punted his sorry ass out into the middle of the stadium. But a trained eye knows that Kanye is just trolling us all with the overhyped and under-delivered release of the album and that this whole protracted episode is really a just preview of his Yeezy F/W collection. Prove me wrong! He’s gone from a burglar stocking and neon-red puffer jacket to a gimp suit and now a Walmart sleeping bag on markdown from the Camping aisle. But still, Kanye keeps claiming that Donda will finally be released after several delays and its new release date is August 15.
Kanye West Set Up A Countdown Clock For The Release Of “Donda” In His Room At The Stadium
Kanye West has swapped the L’eggs out for a full-body Balenciaga spiked gimp suit so you know what that means! If the basement bunker is a-rockin’ don’t come a-knockin’ because there’s some Mens At Work! Kanye set up a countdown clock above his cot in his sports stadium basement cell as he puts the finishing touches on his long-overdue 10th studio album Donda. That means that at midnight tonight, either Donda will be released on Apple Music, or the Mercedes-Benz Stadium in Atlanta will explode. Buahaha! Who says a Christian Genius Billionaire can’t also be an EVIL Christian Genius Billionaire.
Kanye West Has Hired A Private Chef While Working On “Donda” And Living At The Mercedes-Benz Stadium
There’s a lot going on surrounding Kanye West‘s postponed release of Donda, except the actual release itself, but true billionaire genius can’t be rushed! It vibrates at a higher frequency than we poor, dullard plebs can even detect, but one thing we all have in common, lofty genius and flatlining slob alike, is hunger, and fueling the album of a lifetime clearly requires more than the unidentifiable gristly bits that go into a $40 hot dog, so Kanye has brought a private chef on board. You’d think after years of being married into a family committed to “reduce/reuse/recycle” of body parts, that some hastily assembled offcuts of meat would be enough, but here we are.
Kanye has been holed up in a grim little space in Atlanta’s Mercedez-Benz Stadium while frantically attempting to complete the finishing touches on Donda, his much-hyped tenth album. A little over a week ago, he hosted a listening party there, and the album was supposed to drop the next day, but all of our dull-witted, commoner hopes were dashed when that didn’t happen. Page Six has the story on both the humble hovel and the fancy private chef.
Kanye West Is Still At The Mercedes-Benz Stadium Trying To Finish His Overdue Album “Donda”
Legend has it that to this day, 3 days past the due date for his album Donda, Kanye West can still be seen pacing Atlanta’s Mercedes-Benz Stadium wearing the same puffy version of Eddy Murphy’s Delirious red suit by Gap and a pair of L’eggs over his head. According to TMZ, Kanye has been living in the arena since Thursday’s listening party while he finishes his album. The Phantom of the Opera appropriately wore a fractured theatrical mask to reflect his tormented soul and is bewitched by an ingenue. So it only makes sense that The Phantom of the Sports Area should be wearing a pair of discarded pantyhose on his head and is bewitched by the smell of his own farts. While a jockstrap might be more appropriate given the venue, Kanye wears the saggy butt part of the hose over his nose, something he couldn’t do with a jockstrap.