Category: Chris Brown
Chris Brown’s Big Birthday Bash Was Busted By The Cops
Chris Brown turned 32 on May 5, and he celebrated the only way he knows how: like an asshole! Despite the fact that social gatherings in LA County are COVID-restricted to 100 people (outdoors) or up to 50 people (indoors), police guess that around 400 to 500 people were partying at Chris’. The cops showed up at around 2 AM after receiving multiple calls about loud music and cars double-parked all over the San Fernando Valley neighborhood. The music was turned down, but it also meant the end of the party. Awww, they didn’t even make it to the witching hour! And Chris was so excited to bust out the Ouija… Continue reading
Adele Will Host “Saturday Night Live” This Week, And She’s Also Reportedly Suing The Sun
It was announced on Sunday that Adele will host Saturday Night Live for the first time ever. That news came hot on the heels of the revelation that she had reportedly summoned her lawyers a few days before that and sicced them on The Sun for publishing that story about Chris Brown being at her house.
Now Chris Brown Has A Tattoo On His Face
Feeling left out on the sidelines, I see. Because a tattoo in the face is the thing to do now, Chris Brown decided to get a face tattoo while also giving Nike some free advertising…. which I’m sure they love.
Drake Is Okay Working With Chris Brown, Because Neither Of Them Are Close With Rihanna Anymore
Because Chris Brown is…well, Chris Brown, I assume anyone with even a little principles, ethics, or standards would be hesitant to work with him. Considering there’s at least two dozen tattooed singers with average voices who could use the work, and won’t have publicists shuddering at how they’re going to explain the association. Well, Drake was hesitant to work with Chris Brown. But he also went ahead with it because he’s not crushing on Rihanna anymore.
Chris Brown Is A Father Again
Family lawyers cracked open a bottle of champagne this morning while searching online for extra office space. Because Chris Brown now has two children, which means a 200% chance of bigger, messier money fights in his future.
Chris Brown Pissed Off Rihanna’s Fans Again
Purveyor of good taste Chris Brown left some thirsty commentary on his ex Rihanna’s Instagram, and her fans weren’t loving it. Only Chris Brown would think it appropriate to social media drool over the woman that he pleaded guilty to felony assaulting. School on Sunday – no class at all, that Chris.