Emma Watson Is Secretly Dating Chord Overstreet

On Oscar night, Emma Watson had everyone confused in two ways. First, with the spelling of her temporary Time’s Up tattoo. Second with her alleged date, Chord Overstreet. Emma was seen leaving the Vanity Fair after-party. Sources tell Page Six that 27-year-old Emma and 29-year-old Chord are dating, but they’re keeping it on the down low for the time being. Know what I’m not keeping secret? The shock I feel every time I realize one of the teenagers from Glee is almost 30.

“It’s crazy but, yes, they are seeing each other, although Emma wants to keep things quiet and private.” Another source insisted of Watson and Overstreet, “They are friendly, but are not in a relationship.”

Emma and Chord were also seen at a show in L.A. together last month.

Emma has said before that she likes to keep her private life private, and part of that includes staying quiet when it comes to talking about who she may or may not be dating. So don’t expect to see a hazy picture of Chord with the caption “My King” followed by a million heart emojis on Emma’s Instagram. When asked for comment, reps for both Emma and Chord declined. But privacy or not, I can see why Emma might want to keep this one quiet for a while. Glee hasn’t had such a great time in the press recently. Waiting a little means there’s a better chance he might get famous for something else, and she can introduce him as something: “Chord Overstreet from some Marvel movie, and oh yeah, I guess he was also on Glee? I totally forgot.”

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Taylor Swift Is Getting Lazy

Plushie lion photo bomb alert! Sadly, this post is not about how Taylor of Green Gables has converted to Plushophilia and is now skipping through the wheat fields of Avonlea with a plushie lion who suffers from TMJ. No, this is about how Taylor Swift sat with Glee’s Chord Overstreet at a Kings vs. Wild game at the Staples Center in L.A. last night. (Side note: I always confuse Chord Overstreet with Justin from Queer as Folk. And then I start to think that Chord would look a lot better if he was sitting on Brian Kinney’s face.)

Taylor just finished up with a dude whose names rhymes with a million words, and now she’s getting with a piece named CHORD. CHORD! Chord’s name is a damn song in itself. My “don’t give a fuck” cousin who has been held back from the 2nd grade twice could come up with billions of words that rhyme with CHORD. Taylor isn’t even trying anymore. Homegirl is hypnotized by the fact that she can share shampoo with Chord and she’s not thinking about how she needs to challenge herself! Ho needs to date a Thai dude and try to find something that rhymes with his name. Taylor is as lazy as her eyelids.

That being said, I cannot fully hate on this pairing because their couple name is: Sweet Tard