Category: Cannes Film Festival
Jodie Turner-Smith’s Jewelry, Including Her Mother’s Wedding Ring, Was Stolen From Her Cannes Hotel Room
Variety says that on Friday, Jodie Turner-Smith’s hotel room in Cannes was robbed. She was staying at the Marriott on the Croisette (the fancy main drag), and, luckily, she was out for breakfast when the theft occurred. The robbers broke into Jodie’s room and stole jewels worth several tens of thousands of euros. They also swiped her mother’s wedding ring, which obviously had a ton of sentimental value. Goddammit, jewel thieves, have you no respect for family?!
Bella Hadid Wore A Golden Lung Breast Ornament At Cannes
Elena Lenina’s sequined Cinnabon breastesses may have stolen the show at the 74th Cannes Film Festival and also our hearts, but there were plenty of stunt queens to go around at the film festival and so more titty theater was in store! Bella Hadid brought her dead eyes to the Cannes red carpet and let her titties breathe in some fresh air underneath an elegant gold titty cover.
Adam Driver Sings During A Coochie-Eating Scene In His And Marion Cotillard’s New Movie “Annette”
It seems that Adam Driver has discovered a new skill. Or maybe he knew about it before, but we sure didn’t. This year’s Cannes Film Festival opened with a screening of Annette, a rock opera starring Adam and Marion Cotillard. And Marion revealed that in the film, Adam makes a historic first as he sings while simulating cunnilingus. So in other words, Annette is a horror movie in the eyes (and mouth) of DJ Khaled.
Festival Goers Are Grossed Out By Having To Give A Saliva Sample To Attend Cannes
We can now add spittle to the list of things the Cannes Film Festival attendees deem to be more repugnant than Roman Polanski. According to Variety, festival attendees arriving from outside of the EU are being required to visit The Drool Tent, or La Tente de Bave, if you will, to provide a saliva sample to be tested for COVID-19 before attending any events inside the Palais. Festival-goers have described the process as “really gross” but then turn around and watch Tilda Swinton in a movie about a woman suffering from “exploding head syndrome,” (via IndieWire) or worse, a movie starring Simon Rex! Yes, old Dirt Nasty himself has a movie at Cannes this year and Roman Polanski does not. The earth is healing.
Elle Fanning Passed Out At Cannes Because Her Dress Was Too Tight
Elle Fanning is currently making the rounds at Cannes because she’s serving on the Cannes jury (the youngest person to do so, ever). That means she’s also got about 1.5 million costume changes to cover while she’s there, and not all of those are going to be winners. Best case scenario, your bad fashion will land you on a worst dressed list. Worst case scenario, it lands you on your ass because your dress was pulled too tight for your organs to function.
“Rocketman” Got A Standing Ovation At Cannes And Taron Egerton And Elton John Did A Duet
Last year Gotti was the toast of the Cannes International Film festival. OK, maybe calling it the toast is bit of an overstatement, but it was tolerated. So maybe the fact that Rocketman, the Elton John biopic starring lover of the gays Taron Egerton, received a standing ovation at its recent Cannes premiere shouldn’t be a surprise. I’m sure it’s a feel good movie, especially when you’re already feeling good off of free champagne and proximity to sequins. But Taron was moved to tears by the enthusiastic reception. And now his tearful reaction has gone viral on Twitter, much to James Van Der Beek’s relief.