Category: Bitch Please

Stephanie Pratt, Who Was Arrested For Shoplifting Once, Tweeted To “Shoot The Looters” 

June 1, 2020 / Posted by:

So Stephanie Pratt, a reality trick from The Hills and Made In Chelsea, decided to speak up about the Black Lives Matters protests happening around the world. And while doing that, she rose up on the list of Possible Future Wife Of Donald Trump by declaring that the looters should be shot. This is coming from a mess who been arrested for both shoplifting and driving under the influence. Wow, considering how fucking INSUFFERABLE Spencer Pratt is, it’s amazing how Stephanie so easily and immediately became the worst Pratt sibling.

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There’s Another “Straight Pride” Parade Scheduled For August In California

July 24, 2019 / Posted by:

Last month, a bunch of attention whore assholes in Boston saw all the love stemming from multiple Pride celebrations taking place around the world and decided to attempt a straight pride parade. Of course, it failed miserably. But fear not, because stupidity stretches from coast to coast. And now, the straight pride concept is popping up in the West with an upcoming rally slated to take place next month in Modesto, CA.

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Kylie Jenner’s Paper Magazine Interview Is Absolutely Delusional

February 19, 2019 / Posted by:

Too bad Paper didn’t ask her about her best friend fucking her sister’s man

I don’t know if the pain medication plastic surgeons give their patients contain heroin, crack, or a combination of both but there must be something mind altering in the ingredients that make their patients believe the lies they tell themselves. Let’s take a trip through the elevated mind state of lips like Jagger businesswoman, and Kris Jenner’s top earner, Kylie Jenner as she sits down with Paper Magazine to once again discuss how she started her business from nothing. Well, that’s only if nothing means being genetically linked to a family of notorious famewhores with lots of money and insecurity issues.

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Lindsay Lohan Is Ready To Expose CBS After Her Mother Lost “Celebrity Big Brother”

February 15, 2019 / Posted by:

I love a good family reunion because there’s usually good food, good booze and good times. However, the media circus surrounding Dina Lohan and her Honeycomb Hideout boyfriend Jesse Nadler has brought about the kind of family reunion that can be only likened to when all the Disney villains get together to stir up trouble and annoy the hell out of everyone. Recently Michael Lohan spoke out in support of Dina and her new relationship and now Lindsay Lohan is ready to say things because what’s a messy Lohan reunion without its messiest family member?

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Matt Lauer Is Truly Sorry

November 30, 2017 / Posted by:

And I am truly sorry for once again causing your corneas to nearly collapse by punching your poor eyeballs with the horrifying sight of Matt Lauer looking like a Hill Have Eyes creature in rockabilly chola drag as Lucy from the Peanuts.

It was inevitable for Matt Lauer to pull down his pants (well, according to the stories, it’s always inevitable for him to do that), spread his cheeks and caca out a carefully worded statement about getting fired from NBC News for allegedly sexually harassing a co-worker. NBC News de-douched Today this week after one colleague went to HR with a detail complaint about Matt Weinstein-ing her. Variety and The New York Times also posted pieces that claimed Matt flashed his dick at female employees, told a co-worker he wanted to use a gifted sex toy on her, sexted interns and assaulted a colleague, which made her pass out. (Matt being the gentlemen he is, got his assistant to take her to see a nurse.) Matt gave an EXCLUSIVO statement to his old job, and Savannah Guthrie read it on Today this morning. Matt is sorry, and since trick is unemployed, his new full-time job is “soul searching.” To which a nation screams, “Bitch, go do some hole searching (not that kind of hole!), meaning find a hole, get in it and never come out.

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Sarah Paulson Completely Shat On One Of Giuliana Rancic’s Dumb Questions

September 21, 2015 / Posted by:

Having to stand and talk to Giuliana Rancic on that hot-as-fuck Emmy red carpet last night sounds like the epitome of HELL to me, so I’m genuinely shocked that most famous types didn’t pull an “I don’t know her” as they hauled ass indoors and started humping the nearest AC vent. Thankfully some people, like American Horror Story’s Sarah Paulson, thought ahead and brought their own shade.

Sarah stopped and talked to Clippy’s sister, and the heat truly removes all fucks from one’s system, because their interview was just one giant “No, bitch” moment. Shortly after Giuliana reminded everyone that Sarah has been nominated – and lost – four times, she asked Sarah (who was nominated for playing conjoined twins Bette and Dot on AHS: Freak Show) if she’ll get two Emmy awards if she wins. Rather than look at her in the face and low-whisper “Are you serious?“, Sarah gifted us with this beautiful soul hug:

Did anyone think to check Giuliana for frostbite, because that was ice cold. “No, sorry sweetie” PLUS that voice? Even shade queen Jessica Lange is slow-clapping for that one. Of course, Sarah didn’t win (Regina King did instead), but she took home an even better award: Outstanding Achievement in Making Shit Awkward with Giuliana Rancic. “Welcome to the club!” hollered Elisabeth Moss.

Here’s more of the Luke to Jessica Lange’s Yoda, as well as Giuliana in some low-budget JLo cosplay on the red carpet last night.

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