Category: Azealia Banks
Azealia Banks Shared Texts From Grimes Bragging About Elon Musk’s Big Dick
Elon Musk’s quest to out Howard Hughes in the messy billionaire department continues apace. You’d think Elon, with all his investors and employees to answer to, would be a little more careful about the company he keeps but nah. Last week, with the help of his dirty girlfriend Grimes, Elon got himself embroiled in a bit of a situation which led to Azealia Banks camped out at his house, presumably trying to help out the maid by airing out his dirty laundry for him. Now come to find out, not only did Grimes invite the crazy right on into the mansion, she also causally dished about Elon’s big dick to her in a series of text messages. And somehow, against all rational thought and logic, Grimes thought that Azealia would keep that conversation confidential.
The Azealia Banks/Elon Musk Saga Got Even Weirder
Oh did you think that Azealia Banks/Elon Musk/Grimes story was over? No, as long as Azealia’s name keeps trending, this story is going to get more and more ridiculous.
Azealia Banks Has Been Waiting And Waiting At Elon Musk’s House For Grimes To Show Up
Azealia Banks is obviously over that whole Nick Cannon feud which made her cancel her album Fantasea II: The Second Wave, because she’s apparently still working on it. Stereogum is reporting that the angriest rapper to ever need a GoFundMe to support her fighting habits, has been hard at work on her new album. Recently Azealia tweeted about the new music and some of the people she’s working with:
“Omg I’m listening to f2!!! All the songs are finished except lorelei and grimes song… I have a session next week with Alex Carapetis to lock lorelei down. Then I go to LA to finish grimes and oh yes!! Finish Paradiso two! But daaaaaaaamn there’s some heat!”
As you know, Grimes has been getting on billionaire Elon Musk after the two shared a shooting star ride through the galaxy of their wavelengths. Or something. Grimes has been staying at her new man’s place because when you’re dating a billionaire why the fuck wouldn’t you want to live at their house? Heated floors, fridges that speak to you, a robotic service staff with advanced medical knowledge and on-demand cannabis; obviously its the place to be… at least for a little while.
Azealia Banks Canceled Her New Album After Nick Cannon Hurt Her Feelings
In “this has happened before and it will happen again and again and again and again” news, Azealia Banks is fighting with someone, but this time a taste of her own medicine has left her so sad that she’s canceled her new album.
Azealia Banks Has Started A GoFundMe So She Can Sue Russell Crowe
It looks like Azealia Banks has been pretty busy on the internet recently, and for the first time in a long time, it’s not because she ran someone off Instagram. Unfortunately, her online activity is the result of a messy situation. Back in October 2016, Azealia attended a party with rapper RZA at Russell Crowe’s hotel suite in Beverly Hills. An allegedly drunk Azealia was thrown out after getting violent with other guests. Azealia’s side of the story was that Russell ejected her from the party by choking her, spitting on her, and calling her the n-word.
Russell was never charged, but Azealia isn’t done. She wants to sue Russell. The only problem is, she doesn’t have the money to spend on a lawsuit. General public and random internet strangers, this is where you come in.
Cardi B Left Instagram After Responding To Azealia Banks Dragging Her
Fish gotta swim, birds gotta fly, Azealia Banks gotta troll. That’s just who she is. Azealia isn’t happy unless she’s A) brutally slaughtering animals in her bedroom closet or B) shitting on someone publicly. So someone tell Bernie Sanders’ favorite rap-stress Cardi B that she’s not the only one whose feelings have been damaged by Banks. It’s sort of a rite of passage for a successful woman in the hip-hop game. Azealia went after Cardi (again) and Cardi shut down her Instagram account after posting a response, according to Billboard. She must have been really hurt because a celebrity shutting down her IG is like a hooker no longer bothering to get to her corner. Continue reading