Gay Porn Star Bruno Knight Gets Two Years In Prison For Trying To Smuggle Meth Out Of LAX In His Ass

The truth is, who hasn’t smuggled meth out of LAX in their butts? (I haven’t, of course, DEA, but everyone else has I’m sure!) It’s crazy that it’s a crime. You’d think the airline would just charge him for an extra carry-on and let him be on his meth-ey way.

On June 16, 2014, British gay porn star Bruno Knight (born name: Philip Gizzie. I know, why would he go by the stage name Bruno Knight when Philip Gizzie is a better porn name?) was arrested at LAX before his flight to London after some tattle-tale trick tipped off the DEA about his plans to smuggle 226 grams of meth (my ass just exploded and yes, that happens a lot) in his ass. Bruno admitted to shoving three large objects filled with meth up his culo. Bruno pled guilty to a federal count of possession with intent to distribute meth and he could’ve gotten 20 years  in prison, which is the maximum sentence.

The Los Angeles Daily News says that Bruno Knight told the judge in a letter that he was addicted to the bad shit at the time and was desperate to get his drug of choice into London. He apologized to the judge and said that he’s sober now. Bruno’s lawyer argued that he’s not a drug dealer and the meth up his ass was “mostly” for him. Bruno’s lawyer asked the judge to give him 6 months in prison and Assistant U.S. Attorney asked for 2 years. The judge went with the government and Bruno got 2 years in the clink for trying smuggle meth in his stink. After sentencing, the Assistant U.S. Attorney said, “The transportation of drugs internationally is a very serious offense.”

As Queerty points out, in the porn movie Security Control, Bruno played an airport security guard who searches another dude’s body for drugs. Bruno obviously did a lot of research before playing that airport security guard, so he should’ve known. Well, whenever he gets out of prison, he can star in a porn parody of his arrest called Culito Full of Grace.