Category: A Very Special Episode Of Hoarders
Open Post: Hosted By Victoria Beckham’s Bucket Of Her Children’s Teeth
May 2, 2021 / Posted by: Natasha
The actual tooth bucket isn’t pictured, but we’ll just have to take Victoria Beckham‘s word for it that it exists somewhere in her 7,500-square-foot clothes closet (it’s at least that big), carefully poised among vintage Spice Girl outfits, prototypes from her clothing line, and neatly labeled, lidded containers of her thousands of grave and grim facial expressions, dated and cross-referenced for easy retrieval.
If you listen closely, you can hear the tooth bucket sighing with an oddly sentient curiosity about Victoria’s urge to nostalgically gather her children’s naturally shed tooth bits while she prefers never to expose her own teeth by smiling for a camera.