Category: A Royal Scandal

Prince Charles Is Reportedly Telling Prince Andrew To Stay “Out Of The Picture”

February 13, 2022 / Posted by:

Oh, dear! Prince Andrew continues to find himself in a spot of bother regarding that nasty sexual assault lawsuit. And it’s not only legal woes that are giving him trouble. Now his brother Prince Charles is pushing him even further out of the embrace of the Royal Family’s protective arms, going so far as to reportedly tell Andrew to keep “out of the picture.” Whatever is a royal boy to do?!

Continue reading

There’s A Call For Prince Andrew To Be Investigated For Bribery

November 18, 2021 / Posted by:

I’m not sure why Prince Andrew is smiling in that picture. The Virginia Giuffre sexual assault lawsuit is scheduled to go to trial next year and now people are calling for an investigation into claims that Androol received £1.5 million from his buddy David Rowland to pay off a loan from Banque Havilland, an offshore bank owned by David’s family. David is a major Tory donor and a multi-millionaire “property tycoon.” I don’t really understand anything to do with money, but apparently, it’s a case of bribery. The family “loaned” Andrew money and then paid if off themselves. Graham Smith, chief executive of the anti-monarchy group Republic, explains that David has essentially paid the Duke of York “cash for access” and Andrew needs to be investigated immediately. Whoa, hold your horses, Graham! Kindly form a neat line behind Virginia and the French socialite suing Andrew and Original Fergie for allegedly shorting her $9 million on the purchase of their Swiss chalet. Everyone will get a turn… eventually.

Continue reading

Buckingham Palace Swears Queen Elizabeth Never Blocked A Law That Would Expose How Wealthy She Is

February 9, 2021 / Posted by:

You can find out the estimated net worth of just about anyone famous, thanks to the internet. It’s not 100% accurate of course, but it does help you to understand if someone is rich or rich rich. We all know Queen Elizabeth is rich rich, because being born into royalty will do that to a person. But if you want to know exactly how many coins The Queen has tucked away in her perfectly color-coordinated handbag, well you’re shit out of luck. A proposed law from the 1970s would have exposed The Queen’s personal wealth, but it never passed. And now Buckingham Palace is denying that The Queen was responsible for a shady cover-up back in the day.

Continue reading

Prince Andrew Allegedly Lobbied U.S. Prosecutors To Give Jeffrey Epstein A Sweetheart Plea Deal

August 3, 2020 / Posted by:

If ever Prince Andrew needed a reassuring pat on the back while crying into mummy’s bosom it’s today as further details about his involvement in the Jeffrey Epstein scandal have been revealed. Sadly, Mummy’s miles away in Quoronaqueentine (™) and if we’re being honest, has always been slightly repulsed by Andrew’s unmanly neediness (allegedly). According to The Guardian, newly unsealed court documents pertaining to Virginia Giuffre’s 2015 civil defamation case against the currently incarcerated Ghislaine Maxwell and prematurely deceased Jeffrey allege that Andrew “tried to lobby the US on behalf of Epstein to help secure a ‘favourable plea arrangement.’” Say what you will about Andrew, anybody who’s willing to put their neck out for you like that then fly 3,000 miles to break up with you in person— that’s a good ass friend. Talk about #friendgoals, even if Jeffrey was allegedly blackmailing him.

Continue reading

Prince Andrew And Sarah Ferguson Are Facing Legal Action Over Their Failure To Pay $8 Million On A Swiss Chalet They Bought

May 8, 2020 / Posted by:

It’s a good thing Prince Andrew isn’t in Quoronaqueentine (™) at Windsor Castle with his mom because he’s in trouble with the law, again, and it would be a shame if he had to suffer her wrath in person. And by her wrath I mean a breathy, disappointed “oh, Andrew,” which really doesn’t have the same devastating impact when delivered over Zoom. According to The Guardian, Andrew and his ex-wife, Original Fergie, are facing legal proceedings over missed payments on a $22 million chalet in Switzerland they jointly purchased as a vacation home in 2014. Andrew and Fergie currently owe over $8 million dollars that was due in December, 2019. I’m sure they meant to pay it, but earlier that year, their credit line at The Bank of Epstein was suddenly canceled out of the blue.

Continue reading

Meghan Markle Is Reportedly Looking To Do Hollywood Blockbusters

March 2, 2020 / Posted by:

Meghan Markle: THE MOVIE STAH has begun. Or at least, the tabloids’ angle of Meghan Markle: THE MOVIE STAH has begun. Because not only does The Sun claims that she will show up at the Met Gala in May with British Vogue editor-in-chief Edward Enninful, but The Times and The Daily Mail claims that Prince Harry‘s wife the Duchess of Sussex, currently being played by Meghan Markle, is ready to sing her own rendition of Lorde’s “Royals” because titles don’t run in her blood. Well, it won’t anymore in a few weeks at least. And in preparation for her last day on the job she’s ready to pick up her acting career as if nothing has happened since she left Suits.

Continue reading

src="https://c.statcounter.com/922697/0/f674ac4a/1/"
alt="drupal analytics" >