Kevin Federline Spits At A Tabloid Report That Claims He Fears Britney Spears Is On Meth
Over the weekend, The Daily Mail farted up the headline: “EXCLUSIVE: Britney Spears’ family say they fear she is on METH and will die like Amy Winehouse: Father of her boys Kevin Federline says loved-ones are ‘terrified’ she is on the Breaking Bad drug.” Some barely blinked while reading that headline since it wouldn’t be the first time Kevin Federline scooted his ass over to The Daily Mail to shit-talk Britney Spears for a check. Although some probably paused while reading that headline to think, “Err, somebody needs to learn how to Google since Amy Winehouse didn’t die of a meth overdose. And why did they have to drag Walter White into this mess?!” But according to KFed, The Daily Mail’s article is a lie, and we should take it as seriously as him saying, “You know, I’m going to look for a full-time job today.”
Chelsea Handler Says A Threesome With An Ex Led To Their Break Up
In an interview with Andy Cohen during Wednesday’s episode of SiriusXM’s Andy Radio, Chelsea Handler dove titties first into a conversation about sex and relationships. That included Andy asking Chelsea if she’s ever left the Tinder dicks sea to take a dip into the lady pond. To which she confessed that she’s never been romantically linked with a woman, but she has bumped parts with one. That ultimately led to her breaking up with her then-boyfriend, former NBC chairman Ted Harbert, because, well, let’s say she enjoyed her dip in the lady pond much more.
Tallulah Willis Says Her Mom Demi Moore’s Marriage To Ashton Kutcher Sent Her Into A “Total Dumpster Fire”
Stars On Mars is that Fox reality show where celebs pretend to live on Mars and… compete with each other? Fight aliens? I dunno; it’s unclear (at least to someone who has barely Googled that shit). The series finally premiered last night, and contestant Tallulah Willis is making headlines for her comments about her mom Demi Moore’s six-year marriage to Ashton Kutcher. According to Too Fab, 29-year-old Tallulah said her mom marrying Ashton in 2005 was a really hard time for her and compared the experience to “a total dumpster fire.” Dumpster fire on the outside and the inside. Consistency is key…
Andy Rourke Of The Smiths Has Died
Many of us woke up to the news of sadness this morning that Andy Rourke, bassist for the Smiths, has died. And we’re going to need another cabinet for the Fuck Cancer files because Andy died from pancreatic cancer. He was only 59.
Joe Alwyn Is Reportedly “Distraught And Slighted” Over Taylor Swift’s Immediate Romance With Matty Healy After Their Break Up
It looks like the Swifties aren’t the only ones who are “distraught and slighted” over Taylor Swift’s new problematic romance with The 1975’s racist torture-porn-loving mess Matty Healy. Her ex, Joe Alwyn, is too, apparently. And since Joe Alwyn co-wrote songs and co-produced Taylor’s album, Folklore, which got him a Grammy, I can’t wait for him to go solo and release his first diss track titled Distraught and Slighted. Because that’s what sources say he’s feeling over TayTay moving on to HIM.
Tori Spelling Says She And Her Kids Have Been Sick For Months From Toxic Mold In Their Rental House
Yesterday, Tori Spelling took to Instagram to share that she and her five children had been continually exposed to something toxic that’s been making them sick. My first guess was, obviously, Dean “The Deaner” McDermott. But shame on me cuz this is actually serious. Tori says she and her family have been exposed to “extreme” toxic mold in their rental home!