The Google
President George Bush doesn’t use “the Google” often, but likes Google maps and thinks they are really cool. He likes looking up his awesome ranch. He also doesn’t e-mail. He also probably doesn’t know what the hell the reporter is talking about. He still uses a PC Jr. Do you think he ever googles “miserable failure?“
Goodbye Dlisted
“Do you ever read Dlisted.com?”. I can still remember my friend Addie asking me during a break in one of my college classes. Although since this story takes place in 2005, I’m pretty sure she said the full website address, like Dlisted-dot-blogspot-dot-com. It doesn’t matter, really. The relevant information here is that long before I began writing for Dlisted; it was my dream to write for Dlisted.
Night Crumbs
Over the weekend, Dennis Rodman gave his crotch huevos some air when he worked one of Cher Horowitz’s freakum skirts to Houston Pride. Not a big deal, right? Well, there are some sweet summer bigots out there who had no idea that Dennis has been a supporter of the LGBTQ community since the 90s and has been dressing like a Contempo Casuals sales associate for just as long. Dennis hit back in his Instagram Stories by writing, “Do your research guys,” followed by a bunch of his dragtastic looks throughout the years. If they take Dennis’ advice and Google him, they’ll discover he’s also a Trump supporter who shares a broken heart BFF pendant with Kim Jong Un. That’ll make them love him again! – Lainey Gossip
The hilarious and brilliant The Other Two is ending after three seasons, and well, we’ll always have that fake Applebees episode and ChaseDreams’ ally anthem, My Brother’s Gay and That’s Okay. And if you thought they made Cary every shade of insufferable during the third season, then read about one of the showrunner’s alleged asshole ways – The Hollywood Reporter
Chrissy Teigen And John Legend Welcomed Their Fourth Child Via Surrogate
Today, Chrissy Teigen and John Legend took to Instagram to announce the arrival of their fourth child, a son named Wren Alexander Stephens. Wait, didn’t Chrissy already have her baby? And wasn’t it a girl named Esti? Or was that a Mandela Effect false memory, a la Mr. Monopoly wearing a monocle? Turns out Esti is real. She was born in January. People reports that baby Wren was born via surrogate last Monday, June 19. Ahhh, the ol’ scrunched-up surrogate timeline. Back in the day, two babies born less than a year apart would be called “Irish twins.” Now, they’re referred to as “back-to-back Baldwinitos.”
Kevin Costner Reportedly Got Into It With A Guest House Tenant Who Got Close With His Estranged Wife
More Kevin Costner divorce drama. Last week, we learned Christine Baumgartner was refusing to vacate the couple’s Carpinteria, California mansion, despite the terms of their prenup. Now, the plot thickens… there’s another man (errr, kinda): Costners’ ex-tenant, tech entrepreneur Daniel Starr. According to the Sun, Daniel rented the guest house on Kevin and Christine’s estate. A source claims Christine and Daniel “hung out a lot” while Kevin was away filming, but in the winter, they had a “fallout.” When Kevin got wind of it, he “hit the roof.” Lawyers eventually got involved, and Daniel was forced to move out in March. Did Christine and Daniel’s relationship get romantic? Does this drama have anything to do with the divorce? And, I couldn’t help but wonder… can men and women really be “just friends”?? Wait, of course; they can! Sorry, I was briefly possessed by the spirit of Carrie Bradshaw. Continue reading
Garth Brooks Will Sell Every Beer At His Nashville Bar, Including Bud Light
Garth Brooks is opening a new bar in Nashville’s Lower Broadway area. It’s called “Friends in Low Places Bar & Honky-Tonk,” and it’s scheduled to open this summer. Exciting news for country music fans! Or… is it? Cuz Deadline reports that, during a panel at Billboard Country Live this week, 61-year-old Garth revealed that his bar will sell “every brand of beer,” including Bud Light. Transphobes like Kid Rock and Travis Tritt are currently boycotting Bud Light for partnering with trans influencer Dylan Mulvaney. But Garth says people who come to his bar will “love one another,” and the assholes can go elsewhere. Daaaamn, do I like Garth Brooks? Also, which one is Garth Brooks? According to Google, not the one married to Faith Hill. Well, who da thunk it?