Thank god I don't have a google alert on myself (like some people I know do on themselves) – I've just been sent some pics from Hawaii – I have to laugh – well at least the world knows I don't get botox – ha!…I'm much hotter in my mind – (I swear I look better) – then again I hardly check a mirror before I go outside – may start doing that more.

I may have to start working out too though – genes and gymnastics have gotten me this far.

I just refuse to let these paparazzi ruin my time or my lifestyle in general with my children – I'm not going to spend time putting makeup on or staying covered up on the beach – it's definitely surreal though – I think I look alright but everywhere you turn you have a camera in your face – up you butt – it's crazy – too many tabloids – must be running out of stuff to print…I'm a semi-retired single mom – hello?

I'm having a great time with my kids always!…nothing new.

Bill O’Reilly has asked ABC to fire Rosie O’Donnell’s ass from “The View” for the remarks she’s made about Iran and the war.

TMZ reports:

Rosie, who was not a guest on O’Reilly’s show, has been anything but gentle in expressing her feelings toward U.S. foreign policy in the Middle East, going so far as to suggest on her blog that the recent kidnapping of British sailors was designed by the U.S. and Britain to help escalate hostilities against Iran. On “The View” this week, Rosie also challenged viewers to Google “Gulf of Tonkin,” a reference to the controversial naval attacks in Southeast Asia that led to the U.S.’s increased involvement in the Vietnam conflict.

Now, O’Reilly is calling for ABC to be “held accountable” for Rosie’s remarks, especially after the network axed Bill Maher post-9/11 for suggesting that the terrorists who attacked the World Trade Center were “courageous.” ABC, for its part, had no comment this morning.

I don’t know anything about politics, so I can’t say if I agree with her views…but it’s her VIEW! I mean that’s the whole point of the damn show. Rosie sometimes needs to shove an eclair in her mouth, but I’m on her side with this one.

Search with KFed – BWE

Mandy Moore glams up Vanity Fair – Egotastic!

Queen Latifah shows off her lady lumps in Hawaii – Mollygood

Julia Louise Dreyfus pulls a Britney – Popbytes

Salad and caffeine, the diet of an Olsen – Hollywood Rag

Angelina carries her Pax around – Just Jared

Why Duke sucks – College Humor

Gwen Stefani has an itchy butt – IDLYITW

Beyonce gives it to her hometown – Cityrag

Lindsay Lohan gives us a peek – Hollywood Tuna

Courtney Cox gets dirty, literally – Popsugar

Felicity Huffman made Jessica Alba cry – ASL

I didn’t know it was like that with Tinky Winky?! Let’s hope La La doesn’t have any doody bubbles up there.

VIA BWE

Serena girl! Go get those eyebrows fixed! Anastasia anyone? DAMN! Here’s Serena and the Grinch at NEA’s “Reading on the Red Carpet” in NYC today. It’s kind of terrifying that the Grinch is taking a look at Serena’s nasty shit.

The Associated Press planned a weeklong Paris Hilton ban. They said that it wasn’t anything she did, even though she’s a racist slag, but more to see if they could do it. They couldn’t. Paris getting caught with a suspended license was the story that broke it. They report:

So what have we learned from the ban? “It’s hard to tell what this really changes, since we didn’t have to make any hard decisions,” says Jesse Washington, AP’s entertainment editor. “So we’ll continue to use our news judgment on each item, individually.” Which means that for the immediate future, if not always, we’ll still have Paris.

You know I tried an unofficial ban on her ass, but it’s hard! It takes every bit of you not to want to call her ass out! It’s so easy to want to get on your computer and bash her ass! I think I’m addicted to it. I need Promises, my own floor, right now. PS – When I Googled “Paris” I got this pic. It’s much more entertaining than her skank ass. Thanks Elena