Netflix Has Lost 200,000 Subscribers And Is Expected To Lose A Lot More
This morning, Netflix’s stock has been skydiving as it shit-tanks and plummets 34%. (“I know what will save us! A reality show about skydiving stocks!” said a Netflix executive) Netflix’s stock has fallen faster than my eyelids while trying to watch its Dollar Tree Lifetime movie starring Alyssa Milano. One of the reasons why Netflix’s shares have been crashing is because they announced that 200,000 subscribers have hit the I QUIT THIS BITCH button on their asses during the first quarter of this year. Hmmm, my guess is that those 200,000 people watched Netflix’s riveting television masterpiece Is This Cake? and thought, “You know, this is peak TV and nothing will ever top this again,” before canceling their subscription and dropping their TVs off at Goodwill. That must be it.
Hot Slut Of The Day!
The Inflatable Easter Bunny of DOOM!
The internet is an endless landfill of information and yet I could not find a detailed history of the extremely important Easter artifact known as the creepy inflatable Easter Bunny that terrorized children for decades. Every day that Netflix announces a new docuseries that isn’t a 12-part docuseries about the inflatable Easter Bunny is a day that they should feel embarrassed. But while there’s not much info about the inflatable Easter Bunny, they continue to live on in the nightmares of children of the 60s and beyond. Because it really wasn’t Easter back then until some poor kid got their eyeball poked out by the plastic sword ear of an inflatable Easter Bunny!
Raven-Symoné Says She Lost 40 Pounds Thanks To Her Wife’s Cooking And Quitting Sugar
This season The View is inviting back a bunch of old hosts to celebrate 25 years of hot topics, bad takes, and iconic fights. Yesterday Raven-Symoné, who co-hosted from 2015 to 2016, made an appearance alongside her wife of almost two years, Miranda Pearman-Maday, and when she walked on stage she was noticeably smaller. Raven says she’s lost 40 pounds thanks to a new sugar-free diet and her wife’s “help and guidance and love and fantastic cooking skills.” Sigh. My boyfriend can’t even heat up a slice of pizza in the microwave without my careful instructions. Where can acquire my own Miranda?
David Hyde Pierce, Who Stars In The New HBO Max Series “Julia”, Calls Julia Child’s Homophobia “Confusing”
Oh good, an excuse to write about David Hyde Pierce, my first ever celebrity crush. The 62-year-old sex symbol stars in the new HBO Max series Julia, which is based on the life of Julia Child. David plays Julia’s husband, Paul Cushing Child, and his Frasier co-star, Bebe Neuwirth, plays Julia’s best friend. The pair sat down for a joint interview with Page Six, and they discussed the fact that Julie and Paul were homophobic. David says it’s “confusing,” especially since Julia was an icon to the gay community.
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Hot Slut Of The Day!
Fezco, the pooch who was dumped at a shelter by two shit-brained fuckwits who said that he’s gay and they can’t have a gay dog!
Every minute of the day, humanity unlocks a new achievement in DUMB SHIT but we really did it last week when two pieces of trash trolls dumped their 4-year-old-ish dog named Fezco off at Stanly County Animal Protective Services in Albemarle, North Carolina because they believed their dog was gay. So why did they think Fezco was gay? Is it because Fezco racked up charges on their Starbucks app by ordering an iced coffee three times a day? No! Is it because Fezco just wanted to binge-watch old episodes of Real Housewives of New York City all day? Not that either! The reason those idiots thought that Fezco is a friend of Toto’s was that he humped another dude dog. In other words, those two would lose in a game of logic against a pile of dog shit. But this story has a happy ending because Fezco has now found a forever home with a gay couple.
Open Post: Hosted By Miley Cyrus Reading A Fan Sign That Trolled Nick Jonas At Lollapalooza Chile 2022
Miley Cyrus seems to be in a trolling mood as she time out of her Lollapalooza Chile 2022 set to bring attention to one of the signs in the audience which read “Fuck Nick Jonas!” I mean, it’s been a decade since these two dated and they were both children at the time, but I’m glad that stans will never let a feud die, even one from the playground.