Chrissy Teigen Got Her Implants Removed
Cue up Michelle Branch’s Goodbye to You, and pour one out for life in plastic, because Chrissy Teigen got her Tupperware titty bowls removed. They were just twenty years old. RIP to many of the big boobies born during the 90s/early aughts, when hard-boulder-tits reigned supreme. Sigh. Something for our kids to read about in the history books. Continue reading
“The Hills: New Beginnings” Got Renewed For A Second Season
Season one of The Hills revival is still airing but looks like there’s been enough Spencer Pratt crystal shucking, Brody Jenner douche-DJing, and wondering of who Justin Bobby is fucking (STILL!) to trickle into another season.
MTV is nothing if not committed. The Hills started in 2006 and the Teen Mom franchise just turned 10 this year which means we are only 5 years from a Teen Grandma edition.
“The Hills” Is Coming Back… But Without Lauren Conrad And Kristin Cavallari
Last night at the MTV VMAs, the drips and bowls of bland oatmeal from The Hills came back together to announce that MTV is bringing back the series that launched the careers of all the people not in attendance for the reunion.
Justin Bieber And Hailey Baldwin Shared A Public Sob Session
Justin Bieber and his fiancé Hailey Baldwin were out and about in New York City, and the paparazzi pictures of them prove one salient fact: Even big boys get the blues. According to People Magazine, the pair were out riding bikes when The Biebs was suddenly overcome with emotion.
Night Crumbs
Universal was planning to do their own Marvel-style Dark Universe franchise filled with reboots of classic monster movies. They did the wet turd reboot of The Mummy starring Tommy Cruise and they were planning to do The Bride of Frankenstein, possibly starring St. Angie Jolie. But Universal has apparently killed and buried all plans for a Dark Universe. So now you can go back to remembering Tommy as part of a much more scarier and darker universe called Scientology – Pajiba
Everybody who works at The Los Angeles Times better carry a block of cheese with them, because Mickey Mouse and his goons are going to try to jump them for making Disney look bad and they’ll need to distract him with something as they run for their lives! – Lainey Gossip
Julia Roberts’ advice in life is to give birth to a ginger. I’m trying, Julia, but the royal ginger I’m trying to mate with has a restraining order against me – Celebitchy
Brandi Glanville should go ahead and pre-book a nose re-attachment surgery with her plastic surgeon, because NeNe Leakes is gonna rip that already-pinched and cinched schnoz off of her face – Reality Tea
Stephanie Pratt Appears To Be Furious With Her Brother Spencer
Is it 2009, you may be asking yourself after reading that post title? No, but who doesn’t love a semi-celebrity social media war? Especially if it’s a broken down former reality television star sparring with his sister. Wait, Spencer Pratt has a sister? I knew I should have paid more attention to The Hills. Stephanie Pratt, 31, had a social media conniption on Friday and it would appear to be directed at her TV whore brother Spencer, 33. Spencer and his polyurethane-titted wife, Heidi Montag, are known for their extreme fame-whoring. Stephanie seems wrought over something smug asshole Spencer did and needed everyone to know.