Where Did The Love Go?
Recently imprisoned Quween of the Scene returned to rule her kingdom yesterday, but not everyone greeted her with a welcome back parade. As Mama Betty Rock made her way out of a Beverly Hills medical center, she refused Quween’s posarassi protection services. The paps say that Quween and Betty White got into a little war of words.
When did the world start spinning the other way, because a few months ago Betty treated Quween like the fifth Golden Girl? Did Ben Linus turn the frozen wheel again? Why has this dream suddenly become a nightmare?! Is this the beginning of a Quween of the Scene backlash? Will Quween be exiled from the ho stroll? Do we have to pick sides now?
So many life-changing questions that need answers! And if we do have to decide who to hold hands with on the front lines, I have no choice but to rip up my “I Curtsy For Quween” t-shirt and join Team Cheesecake. Because we all know you don’t want to be on Betty White’s bad side.
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For February 15th!
Betty White and her secret lover caught freak dancing to the new Khia hit “My Sore Neck, My Aching Back”. – Zac
Runners-up:
What happens at Del Boca Vista STAYS at Del Boca Vista. – Team Valtrex
Nike re-releases the “I am Tiger Woods” campaign with tragic results – irishtree
Pepaw is trying to remember how to do it: “Stick it in the bum, wiggle it around in excrement…then what?” – buddhistgirl69
via Break
Afternoon Crumbs
Suri Cruise in a coat! And flats! Her stiletto snow boots must be in the shop – Just Jared
Auf Wiedernipples! – Heidi Klum
Who ordered the shot of Alicia Keys ass? – Hollywood Tuna
Chanel had a dinner last night, and by “dinner” I mean ice cubes and vodka – Popsugar
Stepford Katie looks like she’s on stilts – Lainey Gossip
Chantelle Houghton still exists – Holy Moly!
Snow CaCa (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather
Horsey Montag is ready to show off her Tupperware titty bowls for another check – I’m Not Obsessed
JLo put a Cuchini on it – Cityrag
Quick! Grab your hanky code! When does it mean when you wear a red hanky around your head? – SOW
The Kardassian PR whore machine is grinding along – Celebitchy
It’s Betty White, obviously – Towleroad
Channing Tatum wastes a lap dance on Ellen – Socialite Life
Brad Pitt tamed St. Angie’s womb. Or something. – Hollywood Rag
Molly Shannon vs. Sue Sylvester – ICYDK
Open Post: Hosted By Aretha And Liza’s Snickers Commercial
Whoever is the mastermind behind these Snickers commercials must be my twin in the head. Their Super Bowl commercial starred Betty White, and now there’s another one starring Queen Chichis herself Aretha Franklin (featuring Liza M).
Aretha in a Snickers commercial actually makes more sense than Betty White in one. Because when Aretha squeezes one of her nipples, a full-size Snickers bar comes popping out.
via ONTD
Afternoon Crumbs
Tom Brady and Gis Bundchen’s exclusivo baby looks like a baby – Popsugar
Kiki sans fards (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather
Hilary Duff is starting to look like one of the middle-aged Housewives of Orange County – Hollywood Tuna
RiRi is continuing to dress like she’s stuck in a k-hole – Just Jared
Brooklyn Decker doesn’t even know how to wear a bikini top right and she’s still on the cover of Sports Illustrated – Egotastic!
Betty White for President! Oh wait, that’s a different petition. Betty White for SNL Host! – Towleroad
Mary Tyler Robot – Lainey Gossip
Lindsay Lohan will recreate this shoot any minute now – Hollywood Rag
Somebody forward this to Brad Pitt – Cityrag
And when American Idol contestants sing off-key, they should have to bend over and get slapped with a cold piece of bologna – I’m Not Obsessed
Fat Actress: The Reality Show – SOW
Meanwhile, Chicken Cutlets gets a coupon book from Ralphs to sit 3rd row at a mini-mall fashion show – Holy Moly!
St. Angie will save Haiti – Socialite Life
Megan Fox’s stump thumb is too fugly for Motorola – Celebitchy
If a Christmas tree plays the main villain, then I’m okay with this – ICYDK
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