R.I.P. Jack Palance
Jack Palance died of natural causes today in California. He was 87. It came in threes (Jack, Gerald & Ed)!!
Panty Creamer of the Day
R.I.P. Gerald Levert
No Booze – No Show
Guns ‘N’ Roses cancelled a show in Portland, Maine when state officials told them they couldn’t drink onstage. The show has several pyrotechnics involved and the fire marshall’s office told them they couldn’t have alcohol onstage. The show was to take place on Monday.
The band’s spokeswhore said that the fire marshall’s office was making it very difficult for them and they had no choice.
Axl Rose said, “It was important for us to play there and it is a shame that what should have been a great night for all of us was not possible due to the actions of two people,”said Rose, referring to the fire marshals. “I agree with, and ultimately take responsibility for, the end decision not to jeopardize the safety of the fans, the crews, the bands and myself as a result of the methods of these particularly draconian authorities. We hope to find another way to play for you in the future.”
I can’t say I blame them. I would need a lot of booze in order to sing the same song for the one billionth time. I have a question though? Couldn’t they have just cut the fireplay and keep the booze? Damn, Axl is fug.
Afternoon Crumbs
Weirdest movie ever: Beyonce and Eva LongWHORIA as lesbian lovers – Hollywood Rag
More Blohan nipples – Egotastic!
Cindy Margolis looks better with her clothes off – Hollywood Tuna
Maddox buys a helicopter – Just Jared
Happy Birfday Tony Bennett – Popsugar
Double the grease – Mollygood
Jude Law wants to be a Bond baddie – A Socialite’s Life
KFed’s rider, he forgot to add “career” to it – IDLYITW
Salma Hayek likes taking her shirt off – Cityrag
Is Lily Allen the New Face of Chanel?
Lindsay Lohan is going to be effin pissed! Apparently, Karl Lagerfeld has become so taken with Lily Allen that he’s considering her for the face of Chanel in 2007. She recently attended a show in Paris and also had a meeting at the Chanel HQ.
A source said, “Lily burst on to the scene as the Queen Of Chav with her trainers and huge gold earrings. So it’s hilarious she has been asked to work with Chanel, one of the most famous fashion houses in the world. But, like any girl, she loves high fashion. Nothing is set in stone but Karl believes she has come up with a look that will define 2007. It’s all about wearing really classy clothes in a different context. He is keen to dress her and work with her.”
Expect Lindsay Lohan to be caught on tape saying “Lily Allen is a c-u-next-Tuesday.“